| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2867 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8022 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 181 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 198 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil Ender Dragons who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that whoever captures the Rainbow Llama will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember to watch out for those pesky griefers and lava traps along the way. Good luck, adventurer!
2025 Minecraft SMP King
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9960 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5645 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6987 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5742 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 125 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4650 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
– Our server is run by Ronald Blumph himself, a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob! – Our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it! – Every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server in style! – We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game throw a dance party in the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 7253 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1946 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 893958 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, you can do that here! Our server is filled with wacky mods and custom plugins that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a creeper do the moonwalk like this before.
And if you’re feeling competitive, we have daily tournaments where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for days.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn through a field of glitter, and challenge a dragon to a rap battle all in one day? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1474 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to track down whiteline anon and his dastardly short positions. Will you uncover his secret lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear? Or will you team up with other players to take him down once and for all?
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, participate in wacky minigames, and even run your own virtual business. Who needs the stock market when you can become a virtual millionaire in our crazy Minecraft world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Just watch out for those sneaky short sellers…
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1994 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2848 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Plus, stream all of Kiara’s hit songs like Hero For a Day, Love Rush, and even MindCraft – because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft-themed bop? And if you’re new to Kiara, check out some of her best streams to get a taste of the chaos.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 944 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Our server is so awesome that even Hollywood wants to make a movie about it. But don’t worry, it’s definitely not about homosexuality. In fact, our server is so manly that even the creepers are afraid to come near us.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in a world where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft community).
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 497 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when we had a massive chicken parade through the village square. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into sheep. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!
