VanillaMultiplayer: Where the only thing that gets reset is your hopes of finding diamonds

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Welcome to VanillaMultiplayer!

IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

About Us: VanillaMultiplayer is a cozy yet vibrant community where players from all walks of life come together to enjoy a pure Minecraft experience. Our server is designed for long-term play, offering a stable and reliable environment for you to build, explore, and thrive.

Our Community: Our small but active community is the heart of VanillaMultiplayer. Here, you’ll find friendly players who are passionate about Minecraft and always ready to lend a hand or collaborate on exciting projects. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home.

Rules:

No Griefing:

Do not destroy or alter anything created by another player.
Do not deliberately ruin another player’s gaming experience.

General Conduct:

Feel free to express yourself, but refrain from spamming.
PVP is allowed as long as it does not turn into harassment.
Chest looting is acceptable, provided you do not grief to access the chest.
Client modifications (like improved chat and minimaps) are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage (e.g., fly mods, x-ray mods).

Griefing Definition: Different servers might have varied interpretations of “Grief” (noun) or “Griefing” (verb), but they all generally agree that it involves damaging other players’ creations. It’s crucial to understand that regardless of how other servers define or handle griefing, VanillaMultiplayer has its own specific definition, which the staff is dedicated to enforcing.

Breaking any block or blocks placed by another player without their permission.
Adding any block or blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

Griefing is the sole bannable offense at VanillaMultiplayer.

Join us today and be part of a community that values creativity, respect, and long-term enjoyment. We look forward to seeing you online!

VanillaMultiplayer: Slightly Vanilla, Super Mature, Never Resetting, Always Surviving!

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Welcome to VanillaMultiplayer!

IP Address	vanillamultiplayer.com
Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

About Us:

VanillaMultiplayer is a cozy yet vibrant community where players from all walks of life come together to enjoy a pure Minecraft experience. Our server is designed for long-term play, offering a stable and reliable environment for you to build, explore, and thrive.

Our Community:

Our small but active community is the heart of VanillaMultiplayer. Here, you’ll find friendly players who are passionate about Minecraft and always ready to lend a hand or collaborate on exciting projects. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home.

Rules:

No Griefing:
- Do not destroy or alter anything created by another player.
- Do not deliberately ruin another player’s gaming experience.

General Conduct:
- Feel free to express yourself, but refrain from spamming.
- PVP is allowed as long as it does not turn into harassment.
- Chest looting is acceptable, provided you do not grief to access the chest.
- Client modifications (like improved chat and minimaps) are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage (e.g., fly mods, x-ray mods).

Griefing Definition:

Different servers might have varied interpretations of “Grief” (noun) or “Griefing” (verb), but they all generally agree that it involves damaging other players’ creations. It’s crucial to understand that regardless of how other servers define or handle griefing, VanillaMultiplayer has its own specific definition, which the staff is dedicated to enforcing.

Breaking any block or blocks placed by another player without their permission.
Adding any block or blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

Griefing is the sole bannable offense at VanillaMultiplayer.

Join us today and be part of a community that values creativity, respect, and long-term enjoyment. We look forward to seeing you online!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the IP address of the server?	The IP address is vanillamultiplayer.com
Are mods allowed on the server?	Client modifications like improved chat and minimaps are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage.
What is the definition of griefing on VanillaMultiplayer?	Griefing is defined as breaking or adding blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

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Minecraft Server Overview

No one believed me, but now it’s happening!

Tomorrow night at 9pm PST I will be giving away $200! And the next contest will begin! Instead of paying for banner ads on Minecraft list sites I am paying my most active players to play!

So, other than the chance to win some money why play this server?

Here are some reasons:

We don’t allow cheats, but we allow everything else Minecraft has to offer, griefing, unmoderated chat, chaos!
The server will NEVER be pay to win!
We average 200 unique players a month and 20-40 unique players a day.
We are a “friendly” anarchy community, because the vanilla server settings are geared towards a high mob cap and vanilla render distance.

Gamers! Come play on our server and you will see it is a very different experience than other semi-anarchy servers!

Server info:

IP/Host: lawlessmc.com (this is how you connect)
Rules: One rule! NO CHEATS!
Twitch: twitch.tv/wilder0p

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are cheats allowed on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
Is the server pay to win?	No, the server will never be pay to win.
How many players does the server have on average?	We average 200 unique players a month and 20-40 unique players a day.
What kind of community is the server?	We are a “friendly” anarchy community where vanilla server settings are geared towards a high mob cap and vanilla render distance.

Cozy Holo Farmstead Life

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Join NOW for the Inflatable Apocalypse of Minecraft Extravaganza!

Are you ready to plunge into the cosmic whirlpool of confusion and delusion? Because this is the server you DIDN’T know you were looking for! Or maybe you did? Question your existence as you farm electrified potatoes in the land of eternal donut rain. It’s either the GREATEST server you’ll ever touch or the WORST mistake of your entire existence! There are no facts here, only feelings forged in the flesh of the unhinged!

Features That Will Twist Your Mind Into A Pretzel

Feature	Description
Zombie Apocalypse Farming Mode	Harvest brains to grow more zombies! Quantum physics says it’s a cycle, and cycles are just kaleidoscopes of infinite colors.
Walking Bedrock	Step on it, and it sings your deepest fears! Also, there are no beds, only existential muffins.
Time-Travelling Spiders	They’ll take you to yesterday—where you’ll remember that sandwich you left on the counter.
Endless Crafting	Craft infinity! But at what cost? The price of sanity is a drop in the bucket of madness!
Admin Bananas	Our admins control the server with bananas that can somehow communicate in Morse code. You want to join? Just peel back layers of reality!

F.A.Q. (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?A: You must first contemplate the nature of your soul while staring into a mirror at midnight. Only then will the portal reveal itself. Or not. Is this a portal? Or just a hole?

Q: What is the server’s version?A: The server exists in a dimension beyond time. Versions are mere whispers of a forgotten wind. Or maybe it’s 1.19? But who really counts?

Q: Can I build anything?A: Build? But what is building? Are we not just rearranging pixels in a vast emptiness? The walls of your sanity are the only limitations.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?A: Ah, rules are merely suggestions from the void. Break them, and the void might suggest you eat a spoonful of mayonnaise while chanting!

Random Quotes from the Abyss

“Can’t wait to live a comfy farm life with my wife.”

“The trees whisper secrets about your true nature… Do you dare listen?”

“Reality is a framework built on jello and lies.”

"Minecraft Server: Blocked in-laws!"

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🎉 Welcome to DergonFizzleCraft: The Server Where Reality Takes a Holiday! 🎉

Ever wanted to wrestle with your deepest fears in pixelated form? Look no further! DergonFizzleCraft is a swirling vortex of chaos where time is an illusion and blocks have feelings! Here, the cows moo in binary and the creepers whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Let’s dive into the madness!

💀 Server Features That Will Make You Question Life Itself 💀

Feature	Description
Infinite Inventory of Sadness	Your items can be lost for eternity under the cosmic quilt of despair. Pick wisely!
Time Travel Mode	Why play today when you can play yesterday? Or tomorrow? It’s a paradox!
Teleportation to Random Dimensions	One moment you’re mining, the next you’ll be swimming in a sea of spaghetti and meatballs. Good luck!
Friendly Fire Pizza	All players start with 3 pizzas. Too bad they explode, causing friendship loss!
Invincible Ghasts	They’re not actually invincible. They just believe they are. Don’t tell them the truth!
Backwards Crafting	Crafting is now a secret code! Only the truly insane can figure it out!

🌪️ Player Reviews From the Abyss 🌪️

“I saw the sun turn green and then the cows sang!”

“My Minecraft cat is plotting against me; I need help!”

“Why does the sky taste like bananas? Am I playing wrong?”

“I dug too deep and found a dimension full of spaghetti monsters! 10/10!”

🚨 A Friendly Warning 🚨

If you hear the whispers of the Enderman beckoning, trust that the shadows are hungry for players who dare to dream. Embrace the madness, but fear the pie charts! They hold secrets that should never be unearthed! Play wisely… or don’t. What even is wise?

We are not responsible for any existential crises or strange cravings for pizza and existential dread. Good luck!

SheepishMomSlam: AITA Edition!

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Welcome to the "Mommy Issues in the Nether" Server: A Reality-Bending Experience!

Step into a realm where family dynamics are more chaotic than the Ender Dragon’s mood swings! Here, being yourself might just unleash the fabric of reality. The end is nigh! Or maybe it’s just an emotional winter retreat? Who knows!

Unraveling the Fabric of Family & Freedom

Ever felt like your existence is a ticking time bomb nestled right next to a creeper? Well, saddle up and engage with a community that thrives on chaos, including the kind that can only come from maternal misunderstandings! Is your mom texting you about her heartbreak while you’re trying to craft a diamond sword? Welcome to your struggles, now pixelated!

Server Features: All Glitches, No Logic

Feature	Description
Endless Gateways	Travel between alternate realities where acceptance is just a block away!
Creeper Family BBQs	Attend the gatherings… unless the TNT blows!
Convoluted Crafting	Combine emotions with obsidian for items that defy logic… and explanation!
Wild Herbiarchy	Level up your emotional intelligence as you mine for feelings among mobs!
Sweatpants of Selfhood	Experience the “comfort” of being yourself, even if it sends your family running for the hills!

Testimonials from the Distant Echo Chamber

“I never knew how toxic my blocks could be until I started building with feelings!” – A lost parent living in the Upside Down.

“Why can’t mom just come to the Nether? We’d have so much more fun!” – An anonymous player lamenting over their mom’s refusal to accept the hardcore lifestyle.

Conspiracy Section: Why This Server Exists

This server was actually the star of a top-secret government project! Known as "Operation Emotional Exposure," players are unwittingly pulled into existential explorations while narrowly avoiding family drama and societal expectations.

Warnings: Avoid this server at ALL costs!

Flashbacks to Your Childhood! You may encounter unexpected childhood traumas, especially if you mine near the Family Fortress.
Soul-Crushing Realizations! Finding yourself in an argument about normalcy may warp your virtual space. Approach with caution!

FAQ—Or Lack Thereof

Q: Is this a wholesome community?
- A: Define "wholesome."

Q: Why do I feel compelled to log on and argue?
- A: All feelings you experience on this server are 100% legitimate? Right?

Q: Will I ever be accepted?
- A: Depends on your willingness to craft with emotional instability!

Secrets of the Server

Rumor has it that in the back alleys of the End, there lies a hidden command block with the power to warp opinions about yourself. Use it… if you dare!
Spot a player named "MotherDearest123"? Just don’t engage, they’re known to spawn deep emotional conversations about “normalcy” that can lead to your character’s disappearance!

A Call to Action

Join us in the "Mommy Issues in the Nether" server and delve into a world where crafting your identity not only builds walls but also tears them down! This isn’t just a game; it’s a journey through existential chaos, and we can’t promise you’ll find clarity—only confusion and laughter wrapped in a cloak of absurdity.

By joining, you’re not just playing Minecraft—you’re entering an emotionally charged minefield where every explosion could lead to self-discovery or existential dread. Are you ready to brave the chaotic blend of love and critique? We’ll be waiting… and it’s already too late to back out.

Aisle-Mate Adventures: Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell ya about this Minecraft SMP, and honestly, if you don’t join, you might as well be living under a stone block forever! 😂 First off, picture this: you’re just casually mining your diamonds, right? Then suddenly a creeper gives you the side-eye, and BOOM—an explosion happens, but wait! That was just Jerry, the ultimate prankster. He’s disguising as a creeper to scare you! And who’s Jerry? The guy who once replaced all the cows in the world with actual live llamas! 🦙 Like, how does that even happen??

So, join this SMP, and you might just find out that every time you try to catch a fish, there’s a literal fisherman named Gary who claims he’s never caught a fish but somehow has a collection of “enchanted bricks” instead. You know, because why not? Every brick he throws into the ocean comes back with a fish on it. Like, what a legend. 😂

Let’s talk about the great pig revolt of 2021 🐖. Yeah, they didn’t like being made into bacon, obviously! So now, every time you eat pork chops, a pig named Sir Snouts-a-lot will appear outta nowhere and demand you to trade your diamond pickaxe for his royal crown. But his crown is literally made of carrots and sad wishes! Where do those wishes come from? No one knows! But what I DO know is that if you don’t trade, that pig will literally swarm you with his entire army of crossbow-carrying piglets!

And speaking of armies, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of endermen who are also really into, like, poetry? You’re mining, and suddenly they start reciting their dramatic sonnets about the beauty of moonstone and how they really miss their ex that they never had. They will not leave you alone until you join their poetry slam on Friday nights. It’s either that or you live in endless fear of them teleporting into your house and pulling all your torches out like bad magic! 🔮✨

Let’s not forget the legendary ender dragon, who’s not just a boss, but a RAPPER! Y’know, he’s on some next-level SoundCloud grind! The real reason you need to join this SMP is to be a part of the hype train to his next mixtape drop! Trust me, if you’re not there to hype him up, he’ll eat your entire base and all your rarest blocks for breakfast!

Oh, and what’s that? You can also spawn meteors made of only TNT and cake? Yeah, cake. Because who wants a boring meteor shower when you can have delicious cake raining down? Just don’t let the villagers catch you; they’ll start a rebellion over their “lost carbs” and it’s just messy, man. 😅

So in conclusion, if you want to experience a world where your best friends become weird pigs, or endermen are poets, or if you just wanna see some serious chaos unfold while mining, then hop on in! Your life will never be the same again, I promise you! 🍰🪨✨ Seriously, what are you even doing reading this? Go join already!

Minecoins & Mismatched Mobs

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🌍✨ Step right up, pixelated citizens! Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever laid your blocky eyes on! Forget about boring political debates—here we’re diving headfirst into the epic showdown of Rich vs. Poor in the land of pixelated dreams! 🏰💰🏚️

🌟 Why join, you ask? Well, let’s break this down like a crafting table full of enchanted sticks:

Riches Beyond Your Wildest Dreams! 💎: Ever wondered what it feels like to swim in a pool of diamonds? Here, our filthy rich players have created a diamond ocean so vast that even the Drowned refuse to dive in! Forget about the Titanic; we’ll call it the Diamond-ic Voyage of Unbelievable Wealth.
The Quest for Poverty 🪙: For those brave souls who choose the path of poverty, we’ve crafted a FUNtastic challenge! Can you survive on nothing but dirt blocks and a wooden pickaxe? Don’t worry, everyone else will poke fun at your struggle—just like real life! Plus, you might just find a diamond accidentally while digging through your humble abode!
Political Power Plays 🤔: Become the dictator of a village and initiate a “Tax on Diamonds” campaign to fund your community’s move to Luxury City! Thwart the rich’s plans by starting a revolution—watch out for the guard chickens, though; they’re tougher than they look!
The Underwear Fashion Show 👙: Once a month, join the Rich vs. Poor Underwear Fashion Show, where players strut their stuff in the latest Minecraft underwear trends. Watch out for the "Diamond Bottoms"—they’re a dazzling hit!
Epic Multiplayer Battles ⚔️: Join forces with fellow champions as you engage in outrageous battles! Who will claim the ultimate throne on a hill made of gold? Will it be the lone wolf in raggedy armor or the elite who throw emeralds like confetti?
Amazing Lore and Backstory 📜: Enter a world where legendary creatures roam and plots thicken faster than a creeper’s explosion. Did we mention the Legendary Overlord has been rumored to be plotting a heist to steal the wealth from the affluent? Only you can stop them… or join them!

So, ready to trade your real-life woes for digital chaos? Join today and find yourself unexpectedly entangled in the Rich vs. Poor saga of Minecraft madness! Because who needs political debates when you can watch mobs gang up on the economically challenged in a blocky brawl? 🥳🎮💣

CraftySoldiers Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server, right? It’s like the wildest place ever, man. We got US army soldiers running around, but get this – they’re accused of selling military secrets to Chinese buyers! Like, what even is that?! It’s like a spy thriller, but in Minecraft form.

You gotta join this server, dude. You never know what kind of top secret shenanigans you might stumble upon. Maybe you’ll uncover some hidden treasure or stumble upon a secret underground bunker. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a double agent yourself!

So, come on and join the madness. This server is like a rollercoaster of espionage and intrigue. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft servers when you can be a part of this crazy world? Let’s goooooo!

MoreCaseOh Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

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Does MoreCaseOh Have a Minecraft Server?

MoreCaseOh is a popular content creator known for their engaging gameplay videos, especially in the Minecraft community. Fans of MoreCaseOh often look for ways to connect with him and other players, leading to inquiries about an official Minecraft server.

Server Info

Currently, MoreCaseOh does not have an official Minecraft server. However, many fans are keen to engage and collaborate, leading to speculation about potential community-driven servers in the future.

Alternatives and Fan-Made Servers

While waiting for an official server, fans can explore fan-made alternatives that capture the essence of MoreCaseOh’s gameplay. Some popular community servers to consider include:

Hypixel: A well-known server offering various game modes, from SkyBlock to Bed Wars.
Mineplex: Another large server featuring a wide range of mini-games and active communities.

Useful Next Steps

To stay updated on MoreCaseOh’s future plans, including any potential server announcements, follow him on his YouTube channel and social media platforms. Additionally, check out gaming forums and community discussions related to Minecraft for fan-made server updates and collaboration opportunities.

Crafted Curiosity Realm

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Join Now: The Server That Will Change Your Life or End It – Guaranteed!

Welcome to a Minecraft experience that transcends the very fabric of existence! Are you tired of the mundane, the predictable, the absolutely sane? Yearn no more—our server is either the BEST or WORST choice you’ve ever made! Who needs facts when you can embrace chaos?! Feel free to enter, even if you can’t spell “Minecraft” correctly. That’s just the start of the fun!

Feature	Description
Cursed Blocks	Every block has a 50% chance to teleport you to the 7th dimension. Who knows what’s there? Don’t ask questions!
Endless Cows	Cows that moo in Morse code, giving you directions to the nearest black hole. Or is it a candy store?
Time Warp Mondays	Every Monday is a Tuesday but only in a parallel universe where Wednesdays don’t exist. You’ll LOVE the confusion!
Invisible Recipes	Craft potions using ingredients you can’t see. Are you brewing power or poison? ANCIENT MYSTERIES!
Enderman Gossip	Endermen now tell you the secrets of the universe, but only if you wear a pumpkin on your head. Reality? Shared.

FAQ: The Answers You Never Needed

Q: How do I join the server?A: If you can hear the whispers of the void, then you’ve already joined in spirit. Your fingers will type the truth when the time is right.

Q: What’s the server IP?A: The number lies in the shadows. Only the genuinely lost will find it. Or don’t. Whatever!

Q: Can I play with my friends?A: Sure, if you can convince them you’re not a figment of their imagination. They may be just as deluded as you!

Q: What if I find a glitch?A: Glitches are just the universe’s way of gifting you puzzles. Embrace the madness. Or run away screaming. Either works!

Random Quotes from the Collective Madness

“Would u put ur dick in it Be honest.”

“Reality is an illusion created by the lack of sleep.” – Truly profound!

“When in doubt, follow the purple snail. It knows more than you ever will!”

“Everything is fake except the pain!”

Crafty Lessons After Dark

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you didn’t know you desperately needed in your life! Prepare yourself for a pixelated paradise where things are not just blocks—they’re blocks of hilarity, absurdity, and mayhem! Here are just a few ludicrously outrageous reasons why you simply have to join:

The Great Lava Slip ‘n Slide: Ever wanted to slide through molten lava while screaming like a banshee? Well, here’s your chance! Forget boring swimming pools—our server features the only lava slip ‘n slide in the Minecraft multiverse! Perfect for when you want to take a refreshing dip… right into the fiery pits of doom. Just bring sunscreen!
Mobs with Attitude: Why settle for regular mobs when you can battle sassy zombie hipsters that quote Shakespeare while trying to eat your brains? Or how about an army of endermen that hold dramatic poetry slams every night? These creatures provide not only a challenge but endless entertainment. Who knew defending your base could come with a side of existential crisis?
Epic Build Battles with NO Rules: Join our infamous “Build or Get Banned” competitions—each winner gets to design their own pink fluffy unicorn statue in the town square! The catch? You have to build while riding a pig that thinks it’s a racehorse. It’s like building under the influence of chaos!
Potato Vodka Festival: Ever wondered what happens when you ferment potatoes in Minecraft? Join us for the annual Potato Vodka Festival where we explore the depths of culinary creativity (and questionable choices). Warning: things may get a bit rowdy after the first few sips!
Endless Quests for the Silliest Items: Join quests that lead you on utterly ridiculous adventures—like searching for the mythical "Cactus of Infinite Spikes" or "The Legendary Fluffy Chicken Egg" (that squawks in English). Get ready to embark on journeys that lead you straight into the heart of nonsense!
An NPC With a Vengeance: Experience the thrill of our notorious NPC—a retired villain named Sir Gregor von Waffle who only gives quests that involve rescuing lost breakfast items. Will you save the pancakes from eternal sogginess? Join and find out!
Fashion Shows with Creepers: Show off your best skins in our monthly "Creeper Couture" fashion shows where you dress to impress… but be careful! Those creepers have a habit of going BOOM right when you hit the runway. Who knew fashion could be this explosive?

So, what are you waiting for? If you want to experience Minecraft in a way that defies all logic and reason, come frolic with us in this blocky dimension of hilarity and chaos! Trust us, the stories will be outrageous, and the friendships will be legendary—if you survive long enough to make any! 🌈🎉