chess shitposting – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Fast Day Slow Time

Day, Fast, fast day, relativity, Slow, slow day, subjective time, Time, time awareness, time awareness differences, time consciousness, time experience, time feeling, time flow, time observation, time passing, time perception, time perception differences, time perspective, time relativity, time sensation, time sense, time speed

join our epic minecraft server where time moves at the speed of a snail on a treadmill covered in molasses. you’ll feel like you’re stuck in a time loop, but in a fun way!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you life advice, and sheep that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

build your dream castle with walls made of jellybeans and a moat filled with hot fudge.

fight off hordes of evil chickens with laser eyes and zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

come join the madness and experience time in a whole new way on our wacky minecraft server!

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Camel Milk Paradise

Allergy, alternative milk option, Camel, camel milk, camel milk benefits, camel milk research, camel milk study, cow’s milk, dairy alternative, dairy intolerance, digestion, Digestive health, enzymes, gut health, gut protection, hypoallergenic, lactose intolerance, milk, milk allergen, Paradise, study, β-lactoglobulin, β-Lg allergy

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, my friends. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where the cows gave camel milk instead of regular milk. And let me tell you, that camel milk was something special. Not only was it hypoallergenic, but it also protected your gut from harmful enzymes. Can you believe it? Your gut will thank you for joining this server, I promise.

But wait, there’s more! This camel milk also created healthier digestion for all who drank it. Say goodbye to tummy troubles and hello to a happy belly. And get this, camel milk doesn’t contain that pesky milk allergen β-lactoglobulin. So, if you have a β-Lg allergy, this server is the place to be.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky Minecraft server today and experience the magic of camel milk for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Happy crafting, my friends!

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Lost Keys Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, absent-minded, absentmindedness, Adventure, Careless, disorganized, Door, forget to lock the door, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetful habits, forgetful moments, forgetfulness, Keys, Lost, lost and found, lost items, Memory Loss, memory of a fish, Misplaced, scatterbrained, wallet

Yo, bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about forgetting your wallet and keys because you’ll be too busy crafting and building to even remember you have them! Plus, who needs keys when you can just build a giant fortress to keep all your stuff safe? Join now and say goodbye to your memory problems, and hello to a world of blocky adventures!

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MomRageCraft

AITAH, apologies, arguments, blowing up, cleaning up, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, Guilt, hiding money, immigrant household, insults, Lost Money, MomRageCraft, Mother, RESPONSIBILITY, silent treatment, snooping, strict household

Are you tired of hiding your hard-earned Minecraft diamonds from your snoopy parents? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft server! Join us and hide your virtual riches in secret places that even the most determined parent couldn’t find.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, just like the time a player hid their enchanted sword in a chest at the bottom of the ocean, only to have a sneaky squid steal it and challenge them to a duel for its return.

And don’t worry about getting into arguments with your fellow players – our server is a drama-free zone! Unless, of course, you count the epic battles between players over who gets to claim the last block of obsidian for their fortress.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner!

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BroMinecraftSMP: RedFlagDetectives

aggression, arrogance, BroMinecraftSMP, Competition, control issues, dishonesty, DISMISSED, Disrespect, ignored, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Masculinity, Men, Notice, red flags, RedFlagDetectives, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, warning signs, Women

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures! Like, one time, this dude built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds, and then another dude came and blew it up with TNT just for fun! It was wild, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And get this, we all wear matching pink tutus and dance to Taylor Swift songs. It’s so random and hilarious, you won’t believe it!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a pet chicken named Gerald who can do backflips and solve complex math problems. Yeah, you heard me right. A math genius chicken. It’s insane, I know.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and chaotic Minecraft SMP server and experience all the craziness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenMathGeniusFTW🐔🤓

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BlockBusters

blockbusters, Challenges, complex problems, complexities, demanding situations, Difficulties, Endurance, hard work, Hidden Challenges, mental toughness, misconceptions, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, Struggles, tough tasks, tricky situations, underestimated, underestimated tasks, unexpected difficulties

Join our Minecraft server and find out what is a lot harder than people realize – finding a diamond in a pile of dirt? Nope. Surviving a creeper attack? Not even close. It’s actually trying to resist the urge to pet our adorable virtual llamas! These fluffy creatures are so irresistibly cute that players have been known to spend hours just cuddling them instead of building their virtual empires. But beware, these llamas have a mischievous side and may just lead you into a trap if you’re not careful. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to resist the llama temptation!

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Copycat Craftville

Admiration, Behavior, Copy, copycat, Craftville, Cultural, Curiosity, fascination, Imitation, influence, New Jersey, people, Perception, Phenomenon, Popular, Repetition, Social, society, Time, Today, trend, Unique

join our server becos it’s like the wild wild west but with creepers and pigs instead of cowboys and horses. we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers.

also, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, and if you ride it backwards you get teleported to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil ender dragon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and be part of the only place where copying new jersey is actually cool.

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Neanderthal Brain Boost – Minecraft Server

anthropology, Boost, Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive impact, Cognitive science, cognitive traits, DNA analysis, Evolution, genetic influence, genetic inheritance, genetic research, genetic variation, genetics, Human Behavior, human evolution, human genetics, Minecraft, modern human cognition, Neandertal DNA, neanderthal, Neanderthal ancestry, Server

lol, so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got neandertal DNA up in here! yah, u heard me right, we got caveman genes runnin’ wild in this server, makin’ ur brain do some funky stuff.

imagine buildin’ a house and suddenly u start thinkin’ in grunts and growls like a true neandertal. or maybe u start seein’ things in black and white cuz ur brain is like, “we goin’ retro, baby!”

join us for a wild ride of prehistoric proportions, where u never know what crazy ideas will pop into ur head next. plus, we got dinosaurs roam the land, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna see a t-rex tryin’ to mine some diamonds.

so come on over and let that neandertal DNA take u on a journey through time and craziness. who knows, maybe u’ll come out of it smarter or just a little more caveman-like. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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The Adventure Zone 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, career, comedy, Disappointment, Drama, fan favorite, friendship, Gaming, Girls, love, New game, Nostalgia, Passion, relationships, season 3, Sequel, slice of life, video games, Workplace, Zone

Yo, bro, forget about those girls! Join our Minecraft server instead! We got creepers blowing up like relationship drama, skeletons shooting arrows like Cupid on crack, and zombies chasing you like your ex after a breakup!

You’ll be so addicted, you won’t even remember those girls’ names. And who needs a 3rd season when you can have endless fun building, exploring, and surviving in our crazy world? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional but lovable family.

So ditch the drama and join us for some epic Minecraft madness! Who needs love when you have diamonds, amirite?

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FamilyEvictionCraft

eviction process, family betrayal, family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, FamilyEvictionCraft, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, financial responsibility, Inheritance, legal advice., legal rights, property disputes, property ownership, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the craziness of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

Just like evicting toxic family members from your life, you can evict pesky creepers and zombies from your Minecraft world. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and create your own story without any interference from entitled family members.

And just like taking control of your own destiny, take control of your Minecraft world by becoming the ultimate ruler. Kick out any unwanted guests (looking at you, Endermen) and claim your rightful throne as the king or queen of your domain.

So come join us on our server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer – all without having to deal with any entitled family members trying to mooch off of you. See you in the Minecraft world, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of yourself!

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