chess funny shorts – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CreeperVille: Where Red Flags Are Just Part of the Scenery
abandoned properties, bad neighborhood, broken windows, Creeperville, crime rate, dangerous signs, drug activity, Flags, gang presence, Graffiti, high crime area, high poverty rate, lack of police presence, loitering, part, red, red flag, run down buildings, Safety concerns, scenery, sketchy area, suspicious activity, unsafe environment, Vandalism, warning signals
If you see creepers hanging out on street corners trying to sell you TNT, that’s a pretty big red flag. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you won’t find any sketchy neighborhoods filled with hostile mobs. Instead, you’ll stumble upon villages filled with friendly villagers who are always down to trade with you – no shady deals here! So come join us and leave those bad neighborhoods behind, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you!

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BombCraft2021
aggression, airstrikes, BombCraft2021, bombs, Conflict, controversy, Defense, Government, Inexplicable, international relations, Military, Misinformation, opposition media, Political, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, self-bombings, Territory, total reported, War
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Russia keeps dropping bombs on itself for no reason! Like, they’ve done it 103 times this year already, it’s wild! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand, maybe you’ll even get to witness a bomb drop right next to your blocky house! Who needs creepers when you have Russia blowing itself up, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

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GrillAndChillCraft
alcohol, barbecue, Beverages, Bonding, Community, cooking together, day drinking, enjoying the outdoors, Food and drink, Friends, Gathering, GrillAndChillCraft, grilling, leisure, outdoor activities, outdoor cooking, Outdoor Dining, Relaxation, social gatherings, socializing, summer fun
come join our epic minecraft server where day drinking is not only allowed, but ENCOURAGED! imagine building your own outdoor bar and grill, where you can cook up some pixelated steaks and sip on some virtual brews with your fellow gamers. who needs real life responsibilities when you can be living it up in our pixelated paradise? join us now and let the day drinking begin!

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✨-TANNING-✨ Just sunscreen and creepers here! [smp]

Adventure, camaraderie, Community, CREEPERS, Currency, Discord, dynamic, Economy, gameplay, History, Immersive, Kingdoms, Minecraft, proximity chat, Resources, reunion, Server, smp, strategy, sunscreen, tanning, Trade

Solarm Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity Chat	Immerse yourself in real-time conversations with nearby players.
Four Distinct Kingdoms	Aynor, Arcanum, Aerilon, Lunaris – each with their own unique characteristics and focus.
Custom Currency	Trade diamonds for SOL currency at spawn for exclusive items.

FAQ

Why should I join Solarm?

Solarm offers a unique gameplay experience with proximity chat, distinct kingdoms, and custom currency. Join a vibrant community with rich history.

How do I join Solarm?

Join the server by clicking on the link provided: https://discord.gg/sV6ApRb4tF

Can I choose my kingdom?

Yes, players can choose between Aynor, Arcanum, Aerilon, and Lunaris as their kingdom to explore and build within.

CraftyConfinement Minecraft Server
boldness, challenge, Confrontation, courage, CraftyConfinement, defiance, determination, empowerment, Escape, Fight, INTENSE, Minecraft, Quote, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self defense, self reliance, self-assertion, self-confidence, Server, standoff, strength, Trapped
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, on our server, YOU’RE the boss! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly all the other players are trapped in a room with you. That’s right, they’re trapped in there with YOU! Show them who’s boss as you build, mine, and conquer the land. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to show off your Minecraft skills in a whole new way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show the world that you’re not just another player – you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!

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CraftyBharat Minecraft Server
CraftyBharat, Minecraft, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than the Dimple Yadav Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle while wearing diamond studded armor made by magical unicorns!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you super speed and the ability to fly!
Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty enchanted pickaxe. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your very own!
So what are you waiting for? Join the Dimple Yadav Edition Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

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WeddingBellBlocker
best friend’s fiance, Communication Issues, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Values, family-only wedding, fiance drama, sibling relationships, supportive older brother, wedding advice, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding postponement, wedding stress, WeddingBellBlocker
Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!
On our server, you won’t have to deal with your sister’s fiance’s best friend’s uncle’s neighbor drama. You can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding and no one will bat an eye!
Join us now and let’s build a world where the only family drama you’ll have to deal with is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the virtual reception. Trust us, it’s way more fun than real life drama!

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TalkingCat Minecraft Server
Animal Behavior, Animals, cat, Communication, Conversation, Curious, curious cat, FANTASY, Feline, funny, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, meow, Minecraft, pet communication, Server, Talking, Talking Animals, talking animals scenario, talking cat, talking pets, TalkingCat, what if
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cats have taken over and they can talk! That’s right, you’ll be greeted by sassy feline companions who will guide you through your adventures. But be warned, they have some serious attitude!
Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through our custom-built cat kingdom. Build your own cat tower, ride on giant cat mounts, and battle against evil dogs who are trying to overthrow the meow-narchy.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground catnip mine where you can dig for valuable resources while dodging mischievous kittens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So come on over and experience the ultimate cat-tastic adventure in Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of what if the cat started talking? Join us meow for a wild ride!

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FrostyBlockers
FrostyBlockers
Are you tired of dealing with players who make you want to throw your computer out the window? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all the annoying trolls and griefers out there! Our community is so wholesome, even creepers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.
We have a strict “no toxic behavior” policy, because who needs that negativity in their virtual life? Our moderators are like superheroes, swooping in to ban anyone who dares to ruin the peaceful vibes of our server. Plus, we have a secret weapon – a magical block that turns any mean-spirited player into a fluffy bunny. Trust us, it’s hilarious.
So if you’re done with drama and ready for some good ol’ fashioned fun, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even make friends with a zombie pigman who’s a pro at building pixel art. Just watch out for the enderman who’s obsessed with wearing pink tutus – he’s a real fashionista.

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PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server
Abandoned, assistance required, desperate situation, Egyptian, emergency situation, Extreme Temperatures, hajj, Harsh Conditions, Heat, help needed, humanitarian crisis, lack of support, Minecraft, neglected, PharaohsCraft, pilgrims, plea for help, Server, stranded, stranded in Mecca, stranded pilgrims, urgent aid, urgent assistance
come join our minecraft server where we have egyptian pilgrims running around in the desert getting totally abandoned in the hajj heat! it’s like a real life adventure but in blocky pixel form! watch as they try to survive and build their way out of the scorching heat, all while dodging creepers and zombies! join now for a chance to rescue them and be their hero! or maybe just watch from afar and laugh at their misfortune, either way it’s a wild time on our server!

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