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I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	3516
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dimension Hops:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, criticism, Defeat, Democracy, Downfall, election, fascist, Kristallnacht, leadership, Lost, mask off, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1084
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	198
Star Shards Collected:	299	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Emeralds Found:	9011
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crops Grown:	3794	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Farms Harvested:	269	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

capybaraworld.mspt.xyz

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Farms Harvested:	646	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

Anime, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, fan community, Gaming, hololive, innovation, Japanese culture, live performances, Minecraft, online streaming, smp, social media, talent agency, Technology, Totally, UNFAIR, unfix, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3761	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!