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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4736 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
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