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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 895 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8845 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 4176 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.
