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KidAtHeartMC SMP
Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures, bro.Like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken boss that was shooting lasers out of its eyes, bro. And then we all had to team up and defeat it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. It was so epic, bro.
And like, the admins on this server are so cool, bro. They’re like wizards who can make anything happen. One time, I asked for a pet dragon and they actually gave me one. It was so lit, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and have the craziest adventures, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best thing ever.
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MicrowaveMysteries
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people leave 1 second on the microwave and ruin your whole day? Well, fear not, because our server is microwave-friendly! That’s right, we welcome all microwave users, no matter how many seconds you leave on there!Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant microwave castle, complete with popcorn farms and hot pocket stables. But beware, there are rumors of a secret faction known as the “Microwave Mafia” who will stop at nothing to protect their precious microwaves.
So come on down to our server and show those 1-second microwave leavers who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own popcorn, because the microwave mafia has been known to confiscate all snacks within a 10-block radius.
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
u know what’s better than tariffs? joining this epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own wall to keep out all the mobs and griefers! trust me, u won’t need tariffs when u have a diamond sword to protect ur land. plus, we have a special event where u can throw eggs at players from mexico, canada, and china for extra loot! join now and make minecraft great again! -
JewCraft: Fighting Israeli Forces
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil forces and protect our land from the evil villains trying to take over!!! we have magical powers and enchanted weapons to help us in battle, plus we have a secret underground base where we hide all our treasures!!!one time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension filled with giant chickens and talking pigs!!! they had to use all their skills to survive and make it back to the main world, but they came back with rare loot and crazy stories to tell!!!
if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to team up with other players and go on epic quests to defeat powerful bosses and uncover hidden secrets!!! plus, we have the best parties with music, dancing, and fireworks!!!
so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever experience!!!
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Blocky Brain Bounce
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASAL SPRAY DAT CAN FIX YO BRAIN DAMAGE! YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT! JUS SNIFF DAT SPRAY AND U BE BUILDIN’ EPIC CASTLES LIKE A GENIUS! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’ TO DA BEAT OF DA NASAL SPRAY! JOIN NOW AND LET DA MAGIC HAPPEN, BRAIN DAMAGE NO MORE, ONLY EPICNESS AWAITS! -
MineCentral
A great Minecraft PVP server with unique game modes! You will certainly not be bored here because of the exciting fights and the fun grind!
play.minecentral.hu:8477
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Starlight Haven 1.20.3
Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like eating rocks for breakfast? Well, look no further, because our server is the Rock Eater Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Because we’ve got a schedule that’s more confusing than a Rubik’s Cube on steroids. Plus, our members have more social media links than you have brain cells! And don’t even get me started on our OP template – it’s so fire, it’ll make your eyes melt. So come on down and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!