Cherry Picking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BuffoonCraft – No Generalizing Allowed

Buffoon, Individuality, Race, Stereotypes, Allowed

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of blind dates gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.

Our server is like a melting pot of races, just like the mixed race of our main character in this crazy story. We welcome all players, no matter their background or hair type. We don’t judge based on stereotypes, we judge based on how well you can build a castle out of blocks.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of dating someone who hates their own race, we’ve got you covered. Our community is all about spreading positivity and acceptance, even if you’re a buffoon who needs to stop generalizing.

So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated block creature!

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Andrew’s Conservative Craft

Politics, CONSERVATIVE, social commentary, Journalism, Andrews

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boomer retards who just can’t take a hint? Well, look no further because on our server, we only cherry pick the most retarded players to join our ranks!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments. Our community is like no other, with players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly delegitimized? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

sharing, SIZE, Server, Minecraft, cucks

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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HostageMamaOct7

Hostage, News, terrifying ordeal, PLEA, traumatic experience

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Have you ever wanted to join a server run by the mother of a hostage? Well, now’s your chance! This server is so lit, even the FBI is trying to join in on the fun.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, the mother of a hostage releases footage of their abduction on October 7th. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, this server is so safe, even the most notorious criminals are lining up to join.

Join now for the chance to uncover the truth behind the abduction, make friends with FBI agents, and maybe even score some sweet loot along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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ElbowBoobCraft

crumple to your knees, Hit, boob, Brush, Dangerous

join this epic minecraft server where elbows are the ultimate weapon! we have custom plugins that turn your elbows into deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs.

imagine sneaking up on a creeper and giving it a swift elbow jab, watching it explode into a million pieces. or teaming up with your friends for an elbow battle royale, where the last one standing wins epic loot.

but that’s not all – our server also has a secret hidden chest that can only be unlocked by elbowing it open. inside, you’ll find rare items and treasures that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

so come join us and experience the thrill of using your elbows like never before. who knew that such a weird body part could be so powerful in the world of minecraft?

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CBD vs THC: Brain Benderz

study, BELIEF, brain connectivity, Marijuana, research

so like, imagine this server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff, but with a twist! we got this crazy feature where CBD and THC are like, battling it out in ur brain while u play.

u think u can handle the mind-bending effects of CBD and THC clashing in ur virtual world? come join us and see if u can survive the chaos!

build epic structures while ur brain is being scrambled by the ultimate showdown of cannabinoids. will CBD calm u down or will THC send u on a wild trip? who knows, but it’s gonna be a blast!

join now and see if u can handle the madness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Initium Magnum Terra Minecraft server

Farms, city, no griefers, Private, Creative

This is a vanilla private minecraft server, without privates, griefers and donations. Here you can have a good time, building a city, farms, art and other interesting structures.

5.9.111.124:25755

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Vanilla SMP

Vanilla, smp, playVanillaSMP.aternos.me, Java 1.21, vanilla smp

-Welcome to Vanilla SMP

– Edition: Java 1.21

– Type: Minecraft SMP

-Server-Rules: You can see our rules on our discord!

-Info: Ip: playVanillaSMP.aternos.me

-Our server is new (Made on 23/07/2024) Overtime we hope to create a safe community for people to play. We hope to welcome you soon.

-Discord: discord.gg/H3x6GjVUkM

playVanillaSMP.aternos.me:2075

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

noteworthy, critical, developing story, emergency, Urgent

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the grass is literally made of diamonds and the pigs fly around on jetpacks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to sneak up on you. These chickens are trained in the ancient art of chicken-fu and will not hesitate to peck any intruders into oblivion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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Game Over Minecraft Server

Gaming, #gamer, GTA 1, video games, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring back the excitement of exploration!

Join us and embark on epic adventures across our custom-made map filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and mysterious landmarks. Who knows what you’ll discover as you journey through our world?

Forget about just building a simple house and calling it a day. On our server, you’ll be challenged to push your limits and explore every corner of the map to uncover its secrets.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and reignite your passion for exploration in Minecraft? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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