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FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Minexile

Economy, FTB, KitPvP, Minecraft Minigames Entertainment Custom games Existing games Gaming Fun Adventure Multiplayer Sandbox Role-playing Survival Creative Building Exploration Mods PVP Economy Community Servers, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Towns Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5675	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of minigames and both custom and existing game modes for endless entertainment.

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Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of custom and existing mini-games and modes for endless entertainment.

mc.minexile.net

Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

accent, British, chatroom, Chatting, Communication, Connection, Conversation, culture, dialect, england, Essex, Essexs, familiarity, History, Life, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Regional, Server, Slang, Talking, tradition, upbringing

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	76	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Animals Bred:	79	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP server on the planet! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!

VanillishCraft SMP

anti-grief, auction house, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, Land Claim, Mob Heads, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Vanilla, VanillishCraft SMP, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.3

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Land Claim Anti-Grief Homes | RTP | Warps Auction House (Selling) Diamond Based Economy Vote Rewards Earnable Ranks Mob Heads

vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Big Boobed Minecraft Server

Anime, big, big ass, big boobs, Boobed, child, comedy, family, Female Protagonist, Housewife, humor, Manga, manga art, manga characters, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Motherhood, power scaling, Server, shonen fans

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

World of Amelia Minecraft

#exciting, Active Staff, Arenas, Assistance, Challenges, Community, dedicated team, Friendly, Help, Mining, Player Base, player-created, PvP, Regular Events, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Welcoming

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mines Excavated:	4028
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gods Slained:	1

World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

play.theworldofamelia.com

Teporochos Network

Adventure, building, Community, Conquer, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Explore, game mode, Ip:, Lands, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Teporochos Network, Whitelist, world

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Animals Bred:	126	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

[1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

teporochosnetwork.com:25596

Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.