Cheque MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Struggling, Flashbacks, Rent, Properties, money problems

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server

DEBT, Anglo world, world wars, solidarity, cooperation

Are you tired of the French not showing enough gratitude for all the help they received in the world wars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole section dedicated to teaching the French some manners! Join us and help us make them pay back that “cheque” in the most epic way possible. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with baguettes and croissants for all our players to enjoy. So come on, join us and show those Frenchies who’s boss!

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Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

Cancels, Rally, CANCELLED, speculation, Politics

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

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Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Job, Eating, Business, School, kill myself

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

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KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

Anime, Unique, animation, Opening, op

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

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CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

forget where i hid it, Be me, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, smoke it

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

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ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

LolCraft, Server, ZestyTimmys

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh

Consciousness, Meaning, Crafty, Perception, Interpretation

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the animals are in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through majestic forests, treacherous caves, and even encounter animals that seem to have a secret language of their own.

But beware, not all creatures are as friendly as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wolves who communicate through mysterious paw prints. Are they uh.. aware of what that paw print means? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the enigmatic animals of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!

Fun, Nightly, Community, Fates SE, emulation

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t crash on you like Citra Nightly 2104? Look no further, because our server is as stable as a creeper on a leash!

Join us for unlimited fun and adventure, where you won’t have to worry about black screens or crashes. Our server is so reliable, it makes Citra look like a potato computer trying to run Minecraft on max settings.

Forget about Reddit drama and community site lynchings, come join us for a smooth sailing experience that will leave you saying, “daijoubu”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build some epic structures together!

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Blocky Jerk Chicken: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

fetish, Disappointment, black trad wife, Jerk, interracial

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to join a server where the Big Japanese Cock reigns supreme? Don’t worry, we’re not talking about actual chickens here (although we do have those too).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Big Japanese Cock appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc on your creations. Your innocent black trad wife will be shaking her head in disbelief at the chaos unfolding before her eyes.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to tame the Big Japanese Cock and ride it into battle against other players. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to keep an eye out for the Big Japanese Cock – you never know when it might strike next!

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Cheque

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!