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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2627 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.
But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.
So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!
