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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6996 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 4868 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9337 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?