also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.
join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!
Join us if you’re into building epic structures, exploring new realms, and making some scandalous friendships along the way.
Turn ons: Redstone contraptions, diamond mining, and late-night gaming sessions. Turn offs: Creepers blowing up your hard work, laggy servers, and players who steal your loot. Hobbies: Taming wolves, brewing potions, and hunting for treasure. Favorite games and anime: Minecraft (obviously), Attack on Titan, and Stardew Valley. What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Build a castle together, go on epic adventures, and maybe even share some secrets. Not looking for: Drama, griefers, or players who can’t take a joke. Time zone/location and scheduling: We’re from all over the world, so there’s always someone online to play with. Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and find out! Do you top or bottom? (or Sub/Dom status): Let’s just say, we like to switch things up in more ways than one.
So come join us on our server, where the friendships are strong and the benefits are even stronger. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
