yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got glass dat cleans itself, like wut?! no more needin harsh chemicals, just sound and salt, like magic or sumthin. imagine havin windshields dat clean themselves while u drive, or surfaces dat kill germs on their own. oh, and did i mention better beer? yea, dat too. so join now and experience da glass revolution in minecraft, it’s lit fam!
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Sound-Salt GlassCraft
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Flameproof Cotton – SafeCraft Server
So, like, imagine this server, right? It’s like, so lit that even cotton textiles are like, “woah, I wanna join this server!” Researchers were all like, “we gotta make this server fireproof, yo.” And then they did it! They made this one-step flame retardant that’s like, “nah, fire, you can’t touch this server!” It’s non-toxic and all, so it’s super safe for everyday materials. Like, your house won’t burn down when you’re playing on this server, how cool is that? Join now and protect your virtual property from the fiery wrath of creepers and stuff. It’s lit, fam.