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  • EpicCraft Expose & Age Study

    EpicCraft Expose & Age Study
    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever?! well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like, totally off the charts CRAZY! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk! not to mention our epic castle built entirely out of diamond blocks!

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! and if that’s not enough, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano!

    so what are u waiting for?! come join our server and experience the most INSANE adventures of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Birds & Blocks: PFAS Party!

    Birds & Blocks: PFAS Party!
    LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the birds be flying 180 times higher than before cuz they be chuggin’ PFAS ‘forever chemicals’ like it’s their job! We got birds doin’ backflips and humans turnin’ into bird people, all thanks to our magical server vibes. So come on over and get your dose of PFAS fun, guaranteed to make you fly higher than a bird on a sugar rush!

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  • Crafty Scents: Air Pollution Edition

    Crafty Scents: Air Pollution Edition
    so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than breathin in all those nanosized particles? joinin dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!!

    we got unicorns that poop rainbows, an u can ride dem into battle against evil zombie pigs. an if u get hungry, just eat sum enchanted golden apples that give u super powers.

    also, our server is so lit that it literally changes the chemistry of the air, but in a good way. it smells like a field of flowers mixed with freshly baked cookies. ur lungs will thank u for playin on our server, trust me.

    so, wat r u waitin for? come join us and experience the most insane, mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, u might even meet a friendly dragon who will teach u how to speak in emojis. 🐲🌈💎 #bestserverever

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  • ToxicFoamCraft – Unleash the Firefighting Fun!

    ToxicFoamCraft – Unleash the Firefighting Fun!
    lol join this epic minecraft server where we battle fiery mobs with PFAS firefighting foam!!! it’s like a rave but with toxic chemicals!!! become a hero and save the virtual world from pollution while having a blast!!! plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a foam cannon and won!!! come join the madness and let’s save the minecraft world together!!!

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  • Disinfectant City

    Disinfectant City
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in your blocky world! We got more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show, I’m tellin’ ya!

    So get this, our water ain’t just any ol’ water, nah nah nah. We got that fancy schmancy disinfection by-products in there, straight from Hangzhou! It’s like drinkin’ a potion of epicness every time you take a sip. And get this, the trichloromethane levels are off the charts, peaking at 18 µg/L in 2021. That’s some next level stuff right there!

    But don’t you worry your little blocky head, cuz the cancer risks are low, like super duper low. We’re talkin’ 10⁻⁶ to 10⁻⁴ low. But hey, who needs cancer risks when you got a Minecraft server this lit, am I right?

    So come on down and join us, cuz we’re all about that safer methods life. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fightin’ for justice and blocky goodness. So what are you waitin’ for? Get your pickaxe ready and let’s do this thang!

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  • Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

    Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun
    Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

    Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

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  • Plastic Addicts United

    Plastic Addicts United
    join our epic minecraft server where we have CRAZY PLASTIC ADDITIVES that will make your gameplay WILD and UNPREDICTABLE. imagine fighting off zombies while being affected by millions of plastic additives, it’s a whole new level of challenge!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by ghostly plastic additives that will SPICE UP your adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they will pull on you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds?

    So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have plastic additives messing with your health and sanity? Let’s get weird and wacky together!

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  • PFAS Groundwater Escape

    PFAS Groundwater Escape
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own epic base but watch out cuz there’s a secret underground world where the evil PFAS monsters lurk. they’ve been chillin in the groundwater for over 40 years and they ain’t leavin anytime soon. u gotta team up with ur friends and defeat them before they take over the whole server. plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary diamond sword, u can banish the PFAS for good. so what u waitin for? join now and save the server from the PFAS apocalypse!

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  • Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

    Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft
    Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

    Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

    Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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