chemical absorption Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChemicalSkinInvasion

bloodstream, chemical absorption, chemical exposure, ChemicalSkinInvasion, environmental health, environmental pollutants, forever chemicals, human health, human skin absorption, lab grown skin, PFAS, PFAS toxicity, skin absorption research, skin absorption study, skin barrier, skin barrier penetration, synthetic chemicals, toxic substances, toxicology, toxicology study

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Votes:	6137	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

So, like, did you know that our Minecraft server is so lit that even toxic chemicals wanna join? Yeah, we did a study with lab-grown human skin and found out that these ‘forever chemicals’ can like, totally be absorbed through your skin and get into your bloodstream. But don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic gameplay and crazy adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling against toxic chemicals while building your dream world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!

Dad’s Shaving Salon

childhood experiences, childhood memories, Dads, family traditions, father-daughter bonding, father-daughter moments, female grooming, female grooming bonding, female grooming childhood, female grooming experiences, female grooming habits, female grooming memories, female grooming nostalgia, female grooming practices, female grooming reflection, female grooming rituals, female grooming routines, female grooming traditions, female perspective, grooming rituals, salon, shaving, shaving rituals

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	New Chunks Explored:	772895
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing until you cry as you embark on epic quests and challenges.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. So come join us and see if you can outsmart our feathered overlords!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Blocktopia: Aluminum Alchemy & Bank Bashing

Alchemy, aluminum, aluminum industry, Bank, Banks, bashing, blocktopia, bloomberg, current events, Economy, EU, european union, finance, financial institutions, international relations, maritime fleet, News, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian aluminium, sanctions, sanctions list, shadow fleet, Trade

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit! we got EU preparing sanctions against Russian aluminium, like whaaat? And 15 banks and shadow fleet getting involved too, like, so much drama! join us for the craziest adventure ever, where anything can happen! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next ruler of the server and have your own shadow fleet, lolz. Don’t miss out on all the madness, join now!

BlockyTrumpFanatics United

2020 election, Beliefs, BlockyTrumpFanatics, cognitive biases, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, criminal charges, disproven claims, election fraud, group identity, identity fusion, loyalty, Misinformation, political allegiance, political beliefs, political loyalty, political polarization, political psychology, psychological bond, Trump presidency, Trump supporters, United

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Items Found:	8501	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

so, like, u know how trump supporters be like, “oh my god, election fraud, blah blah blah”? well, like, on this server, we embrace all the craziness and delusion of the trump train! join us and let’s build a wall around our base to keep out the haters! we even have a special “identity fusion” plugin that makes u feel like u r one with the president himself. plus, we got new criminal charges popping up every day for that extra drama! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #trump2024 #buildthewall #electionfraudforever

MysticCraft Realm 1.20

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	295425
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the ultimate escape from reality. We got blocks, we got pigs, we got creepers – what more could you ask for? And get this, on this server, you can delete the hololive subreddit! I know, right? Like, who even needs that when you can be building epic structures and trolling noobs all day long? So, come on, join us and let’s delete some subreddits together!

CreeperBeats Server

aita, bargain records, cacophony, Chaos, CreeperBeats, customer service, headphones, iPhone, lightning adapter, Music, music playing, Phone, point of view, record store, regular customer, Server, shopping, store speakers, Understanding, unpleasant noise, Volume

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Magic Items Found:	1683	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the record store incident, we believe in playing music at full volume while you shop for blocks and resources. In fact, we have a special plugin that plays a random song every time you mine a diamond – it’s like your own personal soundtrack to success!

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can only communicate with other players by playing music through your in-game jukebox. Want to team up with someone to take down a horde of zombies? Better start blasting “Thriller” by Michael Jackson to get their attention!

And if you ever get tired of the music, don’t worry – we have a designated “quiet zone” where you can go to listen to the soothing sounds of silence. Just kidding, it’s actually a room filled with screaming parrots that mimic the sounds of creepers exploding.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to make as much noise as possible! Who needs headphones when you have a virtual world to rock out in?

LebCraft: IDF vs Lebanese Army

Army, border, Ceasefire, Conflict, control, Defense, foreign relations, idf, intervention, Israel, lebanese, Lebanese army, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, territorial dispute, Withdrawal

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, liek, u know how the IDF is all up in Lebanon’s grill, right? well, this server is like the ultimate showdown between them and the Lebanese army! come join and see who will come out on top! will the IDF finally withdraw or will the Lebanese army show them who’s boss? u gotta be there to find out, dude! plus, there’s like, epic battles and crazy weapons and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be part of the action!

Euro Street Carnage 1.21.3

1.21.3, brutality, carnage, crime, Cruel, death, Disturbing, enjoyment, EURO, European, Evil, hate, inhuman, inhumane, long tail tag, racism, Sadistic, Shocking.., sick, street, streets, Tragedy, Twisted, violence

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, if you wanna witness some crazy shiz go down in Minecraft, join this server! We got Europeans dropping like flies left and right, it’s like a virtual apocalypse up in here.

You wanna experience the thrill of watching pixelated Europeans meeting their demise? Then this server is the place to be, my dude. It’s like a twisted version of a history lesson, but with more explosions and lava pits.

Join now and witness the chaos unfold as we watch those Europeans bite the dust in the most epic ways possible. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with blocky characters and a whole lot of mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join this server and get ready to witness some seriously messed up shiz go down. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss, trust me.

SleepCrafters

bedtime routine, getting enough sleep, healthy sleep, quality sleep, restful sleep., Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep duration, sleep habits, sleep health, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleep wellness, SleepCrafters

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of living in a world where sleep is a necessity? Well, on our Minecraft server, sleep is optional! That’s right, you can play all night long without ever feeling tired or needing to log off. Join us and say goodbye to those pesky ZZZs, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dreaming about is building the craziest creations imaginable. So come on, join us and say hello to a sleepless world of endless fun and adventure!

PalawanSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, arrested, Chinese, Chinese espionage, covert mission, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, foreign relations, illegal activities, international incident, law enforcement, Palawan, PalawanSpyCraft, Philippines, rti, security breach, surveillance operation, Taiwanese, Taiwanese spies, Tourists, undercover agents

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	689639	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	998
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1550

OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER, ITS LIKE IF CHINESE SPIES AND TAIWANESE TOURISTS HAD A BABY IN PALAWAN, PHILIPPINES AND GOT ARRESTED FOR ESPIONAGE LOLOLOL.

JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER, WHERE U CAN BE A SPY OR A TOURIST OR MAYBE EVEN A SECRET AGENT IN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD.

COME ON, U KNOW U WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U MIX SPY GAMES WITH BEACH VACATIONS AND ADD A DASH OF DRAMA.

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO INSANE FOR WORDS. LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER, Y’ALL!

Blocky Chopper Rescue Crew

access to care, blocky, Chopper, CREW, critical care transport., emergency medical services, Emergency medical treatment, emergency response, Emergency transportation, ethnic disparities, health disparities, health equity, Health services delivery, healthcare access, healthcare inequality, healthcare utilization, Helicopter air ambulance, minority health, minority populations, patient outcomes, Prehospital care, racial disparities, rescue, trauma care

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: you’re cruising through the pixelated world, minding your own business, when suddenly a helicopter air ambulance swoops in and saves you from a horde of creepers! That’s right, our server is so lit that we have helicopters flying around, ready to rescue you at a moment’s notice. And get this, the pilots are all different races and ethnicities, promoting diversity and inclusion in the Minecraft universe. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of helicopter rescues like never before!