SunscreenSprint

Hawaii, Store, ANNOYED, free range, healthy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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Chemical Water Fight Server

Chemical, Conflict, summer activity, hydration, Water

join our epic minecraft server where we have water fights that are basically chemical warfare cuz water is a chemical bro! 😂💦💣

we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs 🐷🥋

our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for all the players 👻💥

we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players, just watch out for its fiery breath 🔥🐉

come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪🎮

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Stress-Free Plant Chem Server

plant chemistry, Plant, Healthcare, chemical compounds, Chemical

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. We got this crazy chemical that plants make when they’re freaking out, and it stops biofilm from forming. Like, who even knew plants could be so helpful, right?

Join our server and you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off biofilm and saving the world from equipment corrosion. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with all the coolest players who are just as obsessed with plant chemicals as you are.

So, like, come on and join us on this wild adventure. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and life-changing, right? Let’s save the world, one stressed-out plant at a time!

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Chemical Mix-Up Server

Blossom, Chemical, Mystery, cartoon, Server

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna solve da mystery of da power puff girls!!! we got a secret quest where u gotta find da hidden lab where they were created and uncover da truth!!! maybe u’ll even find out why buttercup is so grumpy all da time!!! plus, we have a special potion u can drink dat will give u super powers just like dem!!! come join us and become a real life power puff girl!!! it’s gonna be lit fam!!! 🌟🔥🚀

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Chemical Gut Impairment: The Minecraft Server

Toxicity, occupational health., immune system, impairment, Server

Yo, you wanna join dis server cuz we got da craziest shizz goin’ on! We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, our admin once accidentally turned himself into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a pack of wolves. True story, bro. So come join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Plus, our regular chemical exposure will give you superpowers like never before. Trust me, your gut health will never be the same again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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PFASBusters: Breakin’ Blocks in 8 Hours!

Innovative, researchers, efficiency, achievement, #sustainability

OMG u guys, dis minecraft server is lit AF cuz we got scientists breakin down all da crazy stuff like perfluorooctanesulfonate and Nafion in just a few hours. like, who even knew dat was possible in Minecraft? join us and watch as we turn boring science stuff into epic adventures. u won’t find dis kinda action anywhere else, trust me. come join da fun and see for urself!

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BlockyFascists

anti-semitism, discrimination, Dictatorship, european history, War Crimes

So, like, get this, our server is like, totally wacky and wild because we’re the Nazis this time around! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun, we’re not actually like, evil or anything. We just like to dress up in cool uniforms and march around like we own the place.

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we try to take over the world one block at a time. And hey, if you’re not into the whole Nazi thing, that’s cool too. We’ve got plenty of other stuff to do, like building giant statues of our favorite cartoon characters or racing pigs through obstacle courses.

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself having the time of your life in our weird and wonderful world. See you there, comrade!

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The Eternal Region

lasting friendships, limited resources, community event, Shops, friendly community

The Eternal Region [SMP]

Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.

Invite Link https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG

What Makes Us Different?

Unique Features
A True Survival Challenge
Survival Island Spawn
Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks
A True Community Experience
Simple Voice Chat
Anti-Griefing Measures
Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy
Community-Driven Future

Apply to Join!

We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!

Mystic Danger Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, caffeine safety, caffeine health risks, mystic, caffeine withdrawal

Yo, bro, forget about caffeine headaches, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of headaches! But don’t worry, you’ll adapt to it just like you did with that caffeine overload. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where creepers are your only problem? Join us and say goodbye to feeling anything anymore!

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Friendship Stretch Minecraft Server

social media, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, stretch, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server! Unlike the situation with John, Jane, and our OP, we promise there will be no ripped pockets or awkward stretching sessions here. Just good old-fashioned fun in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about accidentally causing a rift in a friendship or feeling emotionally drained from trying to mend relationships. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stretching is your creativity as you build epic structures and explore new worlds.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT (hey, it happens to the best of us). Say goodbye to social media drama and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t be like OP, caught in the middle of a friendship gone sour. Join our server today and let the only thing tearing you apart be a creeper explosion. See you in the game!

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Chemical

The Eternal Region [SMP]

What Makes Us Different?

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