Chelsea Handler stand up Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoStrangerDangerMC

alone, awkward situation, chatty, Communication, declining, Dining, dining out, Etiquette, Manners, Meal, NoStrangerDangerMC, peace and quiet, personal space, privacy, regular, Restaurant, Social Interaction, social norms, stranger, Table, waiter

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	350	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Alien Abductions:	0

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this crazy story? Look no further! Our server is so packed full of excitement, you’ll feel like you’re dining at a table for four with a random old lady who just won’t take no for an answer!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected encounters and awkward situations, just like the one in this story. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar predicament while exploring our server!

Don’t be an AH by missing out on all the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

MineLifeSwap Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, changing places, Curiosity, daydreaming, dreaming big, experiencing new lives, exploring possibilities, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, imagination, living vicariously, Minecraft, MineLifeSwap, perspective shift, role reversal, seeing the world through someone else’s eyes, Server, stepping into someone else’s shoes, switching lives, temporary change, temporary transformation, walking in someone else’s shoes, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Ever wanted to trade places with someone for a day and see what it’s like to live in their shoes? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine swapping lives with the notorious Ender Dragon and wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Or maybe you’d prefer to be a sneaky Creeper and surprise your friends with explosive pranks. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can experience the ultimate role-playing adventure like never before. So come join us and step into someone else’s blocky world for a day of chaos and fun!

CraftyFactorySecrets

#covert operations, behind-the-scenes operations, business advantage, classified techniques, competitive edge, confidential information, CraftyFactorySecrets, exclusive technology, hidden formula, industrial secret, insider information, intellectual property, manufacturing processes, market strategies., Product Design, proprietary knowledge, research and development, sensitive data, trade secrets, undisclosed discoveries, undisclosed methods

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	6283	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Void Armor Forged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our top-secret industrial-themed server where you can discover the secret to unlimited diamonds (spoiler alert: it involves dancing chickens and a rainbow unicorn)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic roller coaster in all of Minecraft, complete with loops, twists, and a surprise drop into a pit of lava (don’t worry, you’ll respawn)!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant mutant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Defeat it and claim the ultimate prize – a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our industrial secret server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Kim’s Craft Minecraft Server

Alliance, cooperation, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, east asia, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Meeting, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, Server, strategic partnership, summit, Visit, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Kim Jong-un and Putin are besties? Yeah, you heard me right! They be building pixel art of each other’s faces and declaring world domination in the virtual world. Join us and witness the epic bromance between these two dictators as they plan their next visit to the server. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get into next? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be a part of the madness!

ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone!

banana, bandits, ChiquitaCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	959094	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got bananas, man. like, not just any bananas, but GIANT bananas. and get this, these bananas are so big, they can actually control paramilitaries in colombia. yeah, you heard that right. our bananas are so powerful, they can make a whole jury hold chiquita liable for financing those paramilitaries. like, how crazy is that? so come on, join our server and see for yourself the power of the almighty banana. it’s bananas, man. literally.

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Dragon Eggs Found:	8991	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Items Found:	5652

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ores Mined:	4635
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!