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PoleCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, collaboration, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Council, european union, fm, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, neighbors, Partnership, Poland, PoleCraft, Server, solidarity, Support, UKRAINIAN, Unity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3926	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ukrainian FM who hails poland’s EU presidency like it’s the best thing since sliced bread. we count on polish leadership to lead us to victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. why join? because our server is so lit, even the politicians are talking about it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Emeralds Found:	7133
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Votes:	5358

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	157
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dimension Hops:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	14

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ores Mined:	4767

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!