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MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Communication, communication skills, Connection, delayed response, emotional investment, long distance, longest wait, Messaging, MsgMeNotLongestMinecraft, online dating, patience, relationship dynamics, relationships, self-control, smp, social media, Texting, Time management, waiting for message, waiting for reply, waiting game

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?

HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Emeralds Found:	4341	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Towns Built:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8201
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1854
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6686
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7973	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!

HateLoveCraft

different perspective, distinct flavor, exclusive enjoyment, favorite thing, guilty pleasure, HateLoveCraft, individual preference, love it, misunderstood, niche interest, odd preference, out of the ordinary, particular fondness, peculiar fascination, quirky taste, rare enjoyment, special liking, uncommon hobby, unconventional choice, unique taste, unpopular opinion

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	132
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Do you love getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves filled with creepers and skeletons? Do you enjoy the thrill of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your precious diamonds? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of trying to survive in a world where everything is out to get you. Our spawn point is conveniently located right in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, so good luck trying to make it out alive!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special feature where every time you mine a block, there’s a 50% chance it will explode in your face. It’s like playing Russian roulette with pickaxes!

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns, come join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because you’re gonna need it!