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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1904 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!