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Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5665
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	594
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Enchantments Applied:	96	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3432

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1401	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6570	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Items Found:	6014	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.