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BlockyLoners Minecraft Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Beautiful, BlockyLoners, cut myself, death, emotional manipulation, have sex, Incels, Insecurity, kill you, love me, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, Pure, self harm, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, used pussy, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Love Letters Sent:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by declaring your undying love for the owner and engaging in some questionable activities with their character. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes and face off against dangerous mobs, all while being serenaded by the owner’s demands for affirmation of their purity and beauty.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Just remember to watch your back and always have a compliment ready to avoid a brutal fate!

‘MineCraftinMerica SMP – The Land of Creepers and Freedom’

American, American dream, CREEPERS, culture, Democracy, exceptionalism, freedom, heritage, History, identity crisis, Land, MineCraftinMerica, national identity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, smp, solidarity, spirit, sports, Symbolism, tradition, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Items Found:	3997
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the last game to truly embody what it means to be an American. We have bald eagles flying around, hot dogs and hamburgers growing on trees, and fireworks going off every hour on the hour.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds. And instead of getting mad, we all just laughed and called it modern art.

3. The server owner is rumored to be a secret agent who once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava. True story.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

DoggoDramaTrail

aggressive dog, aita, bridge confrontation, bridge courtesy, bridge jumping, bridge safety, bridge sharing, cycling, dangerous dog, dog walking, DoggoDramaTrail, local kids, protection dog, recreational trail, tourist town, trail confrontation, trail etiquette, trail running, trail safety, Walking

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trained protection dog on a narrow bridge? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your own sanity.

Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.

So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.

NoWorstEnemyMC

Adversity, anguish, BETRAYAL, Despair, devastation, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, Horror, Loss, Nightmare, NoWorstEnemyMC, Pain, regret, Suffering, Torment, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Farms Harvested:	940
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	6910	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the same boring items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying llama.

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of YOU. On our server, you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a rollercoaster through the Nether.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment again. Say goodbye to boring crafting and hello to epic adventures that will leave you saying, “I wouldn’t even wish this on my worst enemy…but I’m sure glad it happened to me!”

StopTheVirus Minecraft Server

$135 million plan, Containment, delayed, drc, emergency response, Epidemic, funding, global health, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international aid, Minecraft, mpox spread, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Server, StopTheVirus, vaccine delivery, Virus, Who, WHO response

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Alien Abductions:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r transported to a world where the virus can be stopped! who says so! we have a $135 million plan to halt mpox spread! yes, u heard that right! mpox spread! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our delayed drc vaccine delivery!

join our server and be a hero in stopping the virus! build ur own vaccine lab, fight off infected mobs, and save the world from certain doom!

so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure u will ever experience in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! #stopthevirus #minecraftheroes

Down Under DormCraft

Australia, bid, caps, changes, colleges, Curb, DormCraft, education, foreign student intake, Government, immigration, Impact, international students, Migration, policy, regulations, restrictions, student population, study abroad, universities, Visa

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crops Grown:	1910	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so we got this epic minecraft server that will blow ur mind, mate. we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in the trees, and crocs lurking in the water.

join our server and you’ll feel like you’re in the land down under, but without all the deadly animals trying to kill you.

we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the drop bears that roam the server. trust us, you don’t want to mess with those guys.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a dingo stealing your diamonds. it’s gonna be a ripper time, mate!

Factions Regurgitated: Same Old Factions, but with a Twist!

Factions, regurgitated, Twist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Star Shards Collected:	215
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Feature	Description
Pay 2 Win	ZERO Pay 2 Win! Everything is earned, no purchasing in-game items.
Factions-Towny Hybrid	Custom server with large cities and nations cooperating or competing.
War Mode with Discord Integration	Notified on Discord when war is declared to give time for preparation.
Premium Boss Plugin	Fight new foes for exciting rewards and earn Boss Tokens and Shards.
Custom GUI Shop	Quickly buy or sell items using /shop along with an auction house /ah.
Mythical Shop	Spawn with Custom Enchants and items purchased using in-game currency.
Premium Fishing	Rewarding new way to earn loot through fishing.
Custom NPCs	Dialogues and quest lines with NPCs.
Free Progression	Unlock new features, commands, and limits through quests.
Season Ending Hardcore Event	Win a huge reward by being the last player alive at the end of the season.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is this server Pay to Win?	No, everything is earned through gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server for details and updates.
What is the Season 0 (Beta) about?	Season 0 (Beta) is coming soon, join Discord to stay informed.
Are there custom features on this server?	Yes, there are custom factions-towny hybrid, premium boss plugin, and more.

GrandBlueCrafts

Anime, Character development, Chisa, college life, comedy, diving, Drinking, fan theories, friendship, grand blue, GrandBlueCrafts, humor, hype, Manga, Manga adaptation, otaku culture, plot twists, seinen, slice of life, speculation, Threads

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to witness Chisa, the infamous Minecraft griefer, wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will she steal your diamonds or fill your house with chickens? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Hype Thread, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous rumors and theories. From secret diamond mines to hidden treasure chests, you never know what you’ll uncover in the Hype Thread!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive Chisa’s chaos and dominate the Hype Thread!

Mixing Blocks in Minecraft SMP: Half Breed Hilarity

blocks, Breed, demographics, dumbasses, half breed kids, hate, Hilarity, Import, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Mixing, nonwhite brides, race traitors, racial demographics, racial hatred, racial identity, racial politics, racial purity, racial superiority, racial tensions, SJWs, smp, Voting, white women, Whites

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all shades of color… except white! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white supremacists tried to join our server, thinking they could spread their hate. But little did they know, our community of nonwhite players banded together and trolled them so hard that they rage quit and never came back. And that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our server!

So why should you join? Because we’re all about diversity, inclusivity, and kicking racist butt in Minecraft. Plus, where else can you find a server where the main goal is to turn everything nonwhite? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a more colorful and crazy place together!

SmellCrafters

aroma, calming, Citrus, Comforting, delightful, favorite smell, floral, Fragrance, fragrant, Fresh, invigorating, musky, nostalgic, pleasant, pleasing, Relaxing, scent, SmellCrafters, soothing, SWEET, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9426	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Animals Bred:	184	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Do you know what smells even better than freshly baked cookies or a field of flowers? The scent of victory on our Minecraft server! Join us and bask in the glorious aroma of success as you conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and battle mythical creatures.

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been known to stop in their tracks just to take a whiff. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon once declared our server as the best-smelling place in all of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your nostrils be tickled by the sweet scent of adventure and triumph. Who needs scented candles when you have our Minecraft server to awaken your senses?