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Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Love Letters Sent:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

Webm Ruins Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adult Film Industry, blacked, Crime Scene, found dead, heartbreaking post, Home Invasion, Homicide, investigation, Life, murder, Porn Actress, ruined, ruins, shocking news, social media, Sophia Leone, Tragedy, tragic event, us news, viral post, webm

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3415	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, so like, imagine playing on a Minecraft server where you can build your own tribute to the fallen blacked porn actress found dead! Join now for a chance to create a pixelated memorial and pay your respects in the most bizarre way possible. It’s like, totally messed up but also kinda hilarious in a twisted way. Don’t miss out on this chance to be part of the weirdest virtual community ever!

Mystic Realm 1.20

Anime, Anime Community, anime fans, anticipation, binge watching, classic, comedy, COUR, fanbase, Final episode, gender bending, long-running series, Manga adaptation, Martial Arts, mystic, Ranma 1/2, Realm, release date, romance, Rumiko Takahashi, Sequel, waiting for next season

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the final episode of your favorite show but on crack! Like, you’ll be mining diamonds one minute and then fighting off a horde of zombie pigs the next. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Plus, who needs to wait for the next cour when you can just jump into this server and have a blast right now? Trust me, you won’t regret it! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!

Zen Garden Oasis 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Asia, Cherry Blossoms, culture, experiences, fashion, favorite destination, garden, hot springs, Japan, MODERN, Mount Fuji, Oasis, shopping, sushi, Temples, tourism, Traditional, travel, Unique, vacation, white women, zen

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Japan but for white women! Imagine building your own sushi restaurant while surrounded by kawaii pandas and samurais. Plus, the creepers here wear kimonos and the Ender Dragon is actually a geisha. It’s like a weeaboo’s dream come true, but with more blocks and less body pillows. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this crazy server!

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, 2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Broken Promise merch, Clear folder, ENReco, Fan, HiRyS, Isles, Jet tag, JewelRyS, MerchRyS, Moment of my life Remix, mystic, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, shills, shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8, Starter Merch, STREAM TwiLight, Voicepacks, WatchRyS

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8054
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a mix of Santa’s workshop and a jewel heist, but in Minecraft! Join for the broken promises merch, the promise mini series, and the ENReco jet tag – it’s like flying through a rainbow of merch madness! Plus, they got fan merch, clear folders, and starter goods that’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the 2024 Valentines merch – it’s like Cupid went on a shopping spree in the Nether. So grab your plushies, acrylics, and voicepacks, and join this server for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than a glitched Enderman. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a cheeb or a numberfag, then you better run before the gyates get ya!

Miyamoto’s Hardcore Minecraft Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, average user, Casual Gaming, Difficulty, game accessibility, game design, game development, game difficulty, gaming industry, Grandma, GRANDPA, Hardcore, hardcore gamers, Mario series, Minecraft, Miyamoto, Miyamotos, Nintendo, pick up and play, player experience, regret, Server, Shigeru Miyamoto, super mario sunshine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same regret Miyamoto felt when he made Mario Sunshine too hard for hardcore gamers. We want everyone, even grandma and grandpa who haven’t played in 10+ years, to join and be utterly confused by the chaos and madness that awaits. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a glitchy nightmare – you won’t know what hit you! So come on, dive into the insanity and regret nothing (except maybe your sanity).

“Lost Realms: Chronicles” 1.21.4

1.21.4, Biological, Caring, children, Chronicles, city, climate, Conquest, forgiving, Heart, History, Infrastructure, integrated, inventions, Lost, MONEY, Nations, people, Realms, Religion, Resources, shitskin, society, Western, white race

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! Forget about the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only threat is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without worrying about shitskins ruining the experience.

With a community of like-minded players who understand the importance of keeping our virtual world pure and white, you can rest assured that your creations will be safe from any unwanted influences. Plus, our server is filled with amazing builds, exciting challenges, and endless possibilities for you to unleash your creativity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where the only color that matters is the one you choose for your pixelated skin. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and show off your skills to your fellow players. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

DiscoveryCraft

#youtube, Beginner, Content Creator, creativity, digital age, discovery, DiscoveryCraft, Entertainment, First Video, internet, Memories, Nostalgia, online platform, Personal, Self-expression, sharing, social media, storytelling, Technology, video creation, vlog

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	899	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is like a trippy acid trip mixed with a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure filled with crazy builds, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as nutty as you are. Trust me, once you step foot in this pixelated wonderland, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! 🌈🌀🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Epic Horizon Minecraft Server

big, COLOSSAL, considerable, Dimensions, enormous, Epic, Excessive, Extensive, Gigantic, HORIZON, HUGE, Immense, Large, Limit, Massive, Minecraft, oversized, scale, Server, SIZE, substantial, too much, vast

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Animals Bred:	31
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Emeralds Found:	7604	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	914874	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7437	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Votes:	6737

Join our Minecraft server and find out how big is too big! We’ve got giant blocks, massive structures, and endless possibilities for you to explore. Get lost in a world where everything is oversized and nothing is off limits. Why settle for small when you can go big or go home? Join now and see if you can handle the epic scale of our server. Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

Casualty Crew Minecraft SMP

Accidents, Adrenaline, bets, BETTING, car casualties, casualty, Competition, crashes, CREW, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, f1, Formula 1, gambling, Grand Prix, high risk, Minecraft, motorsport, predictions, Race Team, Racing, smp, sports, Teams

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2017	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	8159
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Join now and place your bets on who will be the next player to accidentally blow up their own house with TNT, or who will be the first to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into the sunset. The possibilities are endless on our server, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CringeCraft

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing anecdote, embarrassing confession, embarrassing experience, embarrassing faux pas, embarrassing incident, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, funny, Humiliating, Memory, mistake, mortifying, Regrettable, shameful

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1767
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crops Grown:	9546
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!