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DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	103
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Zombie Dances:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

Dad Jokes R Us

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Laid by Dad Jokes

Cheesy jokes, Clever, comedy, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, DATING, Entertainment, FLIRTING, funny, humor, humor is attractive, humor therapy, jokes, Laid, Laughter, love, pick up lines, Puns, relationships, single jokes, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	861

come join our epic minecraft server where dad jokes will actually get you laid!!! our players are so hot for dad jokes that they will literally throw diamonds at you if you make them laugh! we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in dad jokes, it’s like a dad joke cult but way cooler. plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a dad who tells dad jokes from beyond the grave. join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never want to leave once you experience the power of the dad joke!

CraftySEKAI Minecraft Server

card stories, CraftySEKAI, Crypton Future Media, current event, Detective Tenma, English version, event stories, FAQ, gacha, hatsune miku, Korea, Leo/need, Minecraft, MORE MORE JUMP!, Nightcord de., Original Characters, project sekai, psg, Resources, rhythm game, sega, Sekai Viewer, Sekai Wiki, Server, taiwan, translated stories, Vivid BAD SQUAD, vocaloids, Wonderlands × Showtime

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, rhythm, and virtual singers galore!

Ever wanted to solve crimes like a pro detective? Well, Detective Tenma is on the case in our server! Help catch the criminal and boost your Pure attribute while you’re at it. Who knew solving crimes could be so fun in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we’ve got a gacha that will blow your mind! Vanquish evil with our Accomplished Contractors, including Tsukasa, Rui, and Luka. These virtual singers are ready to rock your blocky world!

And if you’re looking for some translated stories to dive into, we’ve got you covered. From Leo’s adventures to MORE MORE JUMP!, there’s a tale for everyone in our server. Plus, don’t miss out on the Wonderlands × Showtime story – it’s a real block-buster!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows what mysteries and rhythm games await you in Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage! ft. Hatsune Miku!

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, break up stories, BreakupCraft, Cheating, communication breakdown, Disrespect, dumped for bad reason, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, failed relationship, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, lack of trust, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationship issues, Server, toxic behavior, unrealistic expectations, worst breakup

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	277495	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “it’s not you, it’s me” or “we’re just not compatible”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with the most outrageous breakup stories you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being dumped because your partner found a rare diamond in the game and decided they were better off without you. Or maybe you’ll be the one doing the dumping because your significant other built a house that was just too ugly to look at.

But wait, there’s more! How about getting dumped because your partner accidentally set your pet wolf on fire and couldn’t handle the guilt? Or maybe you’ll break up with someone because they kept stealing all your diamonds and blaming it on a glitch in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with the most absurd breakup stories imaginable, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the crazy world of love and loss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafty20sWasted

20s, career development, Crafty20sWasted, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experiences, life choices, life lessons, missed opportunities, personal growth, regrets, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, serious, Time management, wasting time

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like school, work, and relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and waste your 20s in the most epic way possible!

Instead of spending your days in a cubicle or at the bar, you could be exploring our server’s vast and wacky world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and hilarious NPCs. Who needs a stable job or a committed relationship when you can be fighting off creepers and building giant phallic structures with your new online buddies?

Forget about saving for retirement or buying a house, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or how to outbuild your rival in a build battle. So come join us and waste your 20s in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

CraftyNukeWars

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNukeWars, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global stability, international relations, military escalation, military intervention, missile attack, national security, peacekeeping efforts, political decision making, Russian airfields, security measures, strikes, Ukraine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2529	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	168
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like a missile attack on Ukraine? Biden’s administration be discussing whether to allow strikes on Russian airfields, but we already be blowing up blocks left and right! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own airfield and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the chaos and launch your own attacks. It’s a war zone out here, but it’s all in good fun on this insane Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the explosions begin!

FutureMineCraftDeadYT

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	4797
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SKELETONS THAT CAN’T STOP DABBING!

OUR WORLD IS FILLED WITH WACKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY CHARACTERS, LIKE A TALKING PIG NAMED BACONATOR AND A COW THAT THINKS IT’S A SUPERHERO!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND… TOILET PAPER? YEAH, WE DON’T KNOW WHY EITHER, BUT IT’S THERE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE RULER OF THE LAND AND HAVE A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY! YEAH, THAT’S TOTALLY A THING HERE!

PotionPvP: pHun with Flucytosine

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungi like C. glabrata and C. albicans with the power of fluconazole and flucytosine! at lower pH values, the fun gets even crazier as we battle these pesky organisms in the depths of the nether! flucytosine is our secret weapon against VVC and recurrent VVC, so grab your pickaxe and join the fight! who knew treating fungal infections could be this exciting?!

CriaMinePE — 1.1x Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

CriaMine is a small project in the mcpe sphere that is developing every day. We want to make a large project out of CriaMine in the hope of a good online.

VaxxedLivestock Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the science daddies have been busy penetrating players with mysterious science juices! But don’t worry, it’s not saline – it’s a special concoction that will give you a free chemical lobotomy to help you navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft with ease.

Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore our server filled with insane builds, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. And remember, there are no refunds for the vaxx, so you might as well come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you in our world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for an adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

BotCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

AI Chatbot, BotCraft, Botmaking, botmaking events, Bots, Cards v3, Claude 3.5 Sonnet, Frontends, gemini-1.5-pro, Gemma 2, Gochiusa Edition, guides, Jailbreaks, jailbreaks and prompts, logs, Meta, Minecraft, models, MODERN, News, OP templates, Saiyan, Server, services assessment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crops Grown:	2346
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while sipping on Gochiusa Edition coffee! Join us for the latest news on Claude 3.5 Sonnet, now with 2x the speed and 1/5 the cost – it’s practically a steal! And don’t forget about our Gemini 1.5 Pro with 2 million contexts, 1.5 Flash, and Gemma 2 – because who doesn’t want more gems in their life?

But that’s not all – on our server, you can see all the cards in chub, but only if you’re logged in, have NSFW/NSFL enabled, and cleared your blacklist. It’s like a secret club for the most daring chatbot enthusiasts!

And if you’re feeling rebellious, check out our jailbreaks section for all the latest ways to break free from the norm. We even have insane stories about botmaking events that will make you go saiyan with excitement!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the world of AI chatbots – because why chat with humans when you can chat with bots who are out of this world?

MineNetHistoryCraft

academic discipline, archives, Communication, computer science, data, digital age, digital revolution, Evolution, Future, historical analysis, historical research, information age, Information Technology, innovation, internet history, legitimate field, MineNetHistoryCraft, ONLINE, research, Technology, world wide web

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Star Shards Collected:	199	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	6750

so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!