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Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP
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🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌
First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)
💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?
Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️
And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!
Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡
So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! And speaking of lighting up worlds, come join our Minecraft server where we have so much redstone that even Herobrine is jealous! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the creepers go to dance the night away. So if you want to pick up some epic loot and maybe even a Minecraft date, join us now!

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Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the pasta is al dente and the PvP is extra cheesy!

Minecraft Server Details

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Join our Discord community

Mac land is a survival server with an old-school SMP vibe, featuring PvP, a friendly atmosphere, and a unique community. The server has been running for a few months and has established a small but active player base. There are several towns to explore, a simple spawn shop, player-owned shops, a starter kit, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins like brewery and RP features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a few months.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a survival experience with PvP, a friendly community, towns to explore, shops, starter kits, experimental skills, and various plugins.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, players can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/Y9KWkNWucA.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or in-game rules for more information.

The Krafty Table: Where even the blocks are unapologetically cheesy! 1.21.1

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About TCT:
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Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a huge overhaul of our world that has been running for over 1 year now! We regenerated nearly 3 million chunks across the world to bring in new 1.20 content and areas to explore!
Our plugins:
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What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64

Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/

Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News:
We have just finished our public farm at spawn!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP thecraftytable.com
What are the server rules?	The server rules can be found on our Discord server in the rules channel.
Can I suggest new plugins or rules for the server?	Yes, we encourage player input and you can suggest new plugins or rules through our Discord server.
How often are server meetings held?	Server meetings are held every Saturday at 8pm GMT.

SmoothLinezMC SMP
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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be surrounded by players with pickup lines smoother than a freshly waxed diamond pickaxe. We once had a player who wooed a creeper into becoming their pet with just a single compliment about its explosive personality. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love (or at least some hilarious banter) in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the power of pixelated pickup lines!

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Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the only war is over who gets the last noodle! Embrace the cheesy chaos now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Game Version	Java IP 37.10.122.12:25984
Game Version	Bedrock IP 37.10.122.12 Port 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

A simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit (acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we have it all. Come try our place out!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
What can I buy at the spawn shop?	You can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, starter kits, and more.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, and more.

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! And speaking of lighting up worlds, you should totally join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and a note that said, “Use these to mine your way to victory!” And guess what? That player went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our magical pickaxes! So if you want to experience epic adventures, meet quirky players, and maybe even find some enchanted pickaxes of your own, come join us on our server! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough 😉.

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Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets power struggles, allies team up for noodles, and cheesy towns reign supreme!

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Minecraft Server Information

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Discord Link

https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool! There is a simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like custom Music disk midis, player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, and random stuff.

Try out our place if you’re interested!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
What can I find in the server shop?	The shop sells trinkets, custom Music disk midis, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
Are there any towns in the server?	Yes, there are a couple of towns in the server.
Can I request new plugins?	Yes, the community can request new plugins for the server.

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server where the pickup lines are as smooth as diamond armor and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, this server is the place to be for epic builds, hilarious pranks, and maybe even finding your Minecraft soulmate. So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin!

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