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CraftyMindz Server

/r/Showerthoughts, #announcement, accessibility, bacon, CHANGE, changes, CraftyMindz, CRISPY, crunchy, discussion, Enjoyable, Favorite, FLOPPY, ideas, INPUT, Quality, Server, Soft, Stimulating, submissions, subreddit, Updates

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Meteorites Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

hey there gamers!

are you ready for the most epic minecraft server of all time? well, look no further because this server is gonna blow your mind!

we are making some crazy changes to this server to make it more fun, more exciting, and just overall better. we are getting rid of all the boring stuff and adding in a ton of new features that will make your minecraft experience like no other.

join us and experience the thrill of building the most insane creations, battling epic mobs, and exploring endless worlds. trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

answer these important questions for us: – what do you love most about minecraft? – what would you change about this server if you could? – should bacon be crunchy, crispy, soft, or floppy? (we know, random but important)

so come on, join us and let’s make this the best minecraft server ever! we can’t wait to see what crazy adventures we’ll have together. let’s do this!

BrainWaveZzzCraft

arousal levels, blood oxygen levels, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain scans, brain waves, BrainWaveZzzCraft, Breathing, distorted results, false detection, fMRI results, heart rates, medical imaging, neuronal activity, neuroscience, Relaxed, research, Scan, sleepy, study

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain scans will be so lit u won’t even believe it! we got fMRI results that will blow ur mind cuz our players are so relaxed and sleepy that their breathing and heart rates are off the charts, making the blood oxygen levels in their brains go wild! u won’t find this kind of neuronal activity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see for urself! who needs real life when u can have a brain scan party in minecraft?!

CenationsWorld

Adventure, city projects, collaboration, Competition, creativity, Economy, Jobs System, Land, new friends, Plot, Plot Protection, Plots, PvP, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Village projects, whatsapp group

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to Cenations, a Minecraft server featuring Plots for private land, a Jobs system for income and skills, and an economy. Together with cenations, players can build, collaborate, and compete in city or village projects. With plot protection, your creativity is safeguarded. Join Cenations for adventure, new friends, and an unforgettable Minecraft experience

We also have a WhatsApp groupCopy Link To Join:chat.whatsapp.com/LrFh3tfp9mr8EJhqhIMudk

Plot, Survival, Skyblock, PVP (Coming Soon)

play.cenations.my.id:25568

Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server

communism, leftist activism, leftist agenda, leftist awareness, leftist future, leftist movement, leftist perspective, leftist philosophy, leftist time constraints, leftist urgency, Leftists, limited time, Minecraft, political awareness, political beliefs, political change, political consciousness, political ideology, progressive movement, Server, socialism, Ticking, time is running out, Times

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	545	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old leftists in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where leftists are on limited time! That’s right, we have a special countdown clock just for them. Watch as they scramble to build their utopian society before time runs out and chaos ensues! Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate leftist meltdown in blocky pixel form. Hurry, before the clock runs out on them!

MatchCraft Server

MatchCraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ores Mined:	5431
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ores Mined:	6963	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

360M, arms sale, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense systems, defense technology, Drones, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military equipment, MissileCraft, Missiles, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, Upgrade, US, weapons

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	2191	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

Alliance, Asia-Pacific, bilateral ties, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kim, Kim Jong-un, KimCraft, military cooperation, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political news, regional stability, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, Upgrade, Vladimir Putin, Yonhap News Agency

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.

we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.