CheeseCraftersUnited Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CheeseCraftersUnited

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3232	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

CheeseCraftersUnited

anger issues, CheeseCraftersUnited, Communication, Conflict Resolution, diabetic uncle, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial constraints, flavoring meals, food sharing, grocery shopping, grocery store, household responsibilities, limited diet, living situation, mac n cheese, meal prep, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, shredded cheese

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the real world! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player and her shredded cheese mishap.

On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you accidentally use someone else’s resources and have to go on a quest to make things right? Will you face off against angry players with cheese-related anger issues? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server, where every interaction is a potential plot twist waiting to happen. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see what crazy adventures await you!

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

adoration, AUTHORITY, Bow Down., crown, homage, King, Kingdom, loyalty, Majesty, Minecraft, MONARCH, obedience, Regal, Respect, reverence, royal, Royalty, Ruler, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Submission, Supremacy, Throne, Worship

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	102	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Potions Brewed:	141	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Divine Spears Created:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Enchantments Applied:	276	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	437	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Towns Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7236	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchantments Applied:	74
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)