CheeseCraft Minecraft Servers

CheeseCraft Minecraft Servers

  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 5345
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Magic Items Found: 8338

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

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  • CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

    CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3171
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5666 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Votes: 9908
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

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  • CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

    CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 4098
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 325 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

    imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

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  • CheeseCraft: All the fun without the calories! Survival, skyblock, prison, and more! No toxicity, just cheese!

    CheeseCraft: All the fun without the calories! Survival, skyblock, prison, and more! No toxicity, just cheese!
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 3656
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Crops Grown: 7104
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 New Chunks Explored: 810602
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Points
    Server IP play.buddercraft.net

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are mods allowed on the server? No, mods are not allowed except for Badlion Client with specified mods.
    What happens if I cheat on the server? Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
    Is joining the Discord server required? Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

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  • CheeseCraft: The Server Where You Can Make So Much Butter You’ll Lactose Your Mind!

    CheeseCraft: The Server Where You Can Make So Much Butter You’ll Lactose Your Mind!
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 2458
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2949
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 171 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Towns Built: 10

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Points
    Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
    Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
    Friendly community for all skill levels

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are mods allowed on the server? No, except for specific ones listed for Badlion Client.
    What happens if someone is caught cheating? They will receive a permanent, unpardonable ban.
    Is toxic behavior tolerated on the server? No, any rude or discriminatory behavior will not be tolerated.
    What version does the server run on? The server always runs on the latest version available.
    Is joining the Discord server required? It is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

    Ready to join our server? Use the IP below:

    IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

    NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! PLEASE ADHERE TO THE SERVER RULES.

    Allowed Clients:

    Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed for Badlion are allowed)

    Allowed Mods for Badlion:

    Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, CPS, Crosshair, Damage Tint, Enchant Glint, FPS, Hit Color, Item Physics, KeyStrokes, OofMod, Ping, Tab

    Please note that the server is still in beta phase, so expect bugs and lacking features. Your suggestions are welcome for improvements before the official release.

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  • CheeseCraft: Age Like a Pro

    CheeseCraft: Age Like a Pro
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 637
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 331 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where cheese is the key to happiness and aging like a fine wine! 🧀🍷

    we did a study of like 2.3 million people and found that those who ate the most cheese were the happiest and most stress-free players on the server. it’s like magic cheese powers or something, man.

    so if you want to level up your mental health, stress resilience, and overall well-being, come join us and eat alllll the cheese! plus, our cheese-themed builds are out of this world. 🧀🚀

    don’t miss out on the cheesiest, craziest minecraft experience of your life. join us now and let the cheese guide you to victory! 🧀✨

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  • CheeseCraft: The Moon Conspiracy

    CheeseCraft: The Moon Conspiracy
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7579
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the moon in our skies? Well, look no further than our server! Join us as we embark on a quest to expose the elite lizard people and their moon-hiding antics.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got aliens, advanced cloaking technology, and a conspiracy theory to rival them all. Uncover ancient secrets, overthrow globalist agendas, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive moon (if the lizard people allow it).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Moon Truther today! Who knows, you might just save the world while you’re at it. #FreeTheMoon #LizardPeopleAgenda #MinecraftMadness

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  • CheeseCraft: Where Even Blind Mice Can Find Love

    CheeseCraft: Where Even Blind Mice Can Find Love
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 214
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

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    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and wish you had a trio of blind mice as your loyal companions? Look no further, because on our server, you can find not one, not two, but THREE blind mice girlfriends to accompany you on all your adventures!

    Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests with your blind mice squad, who may not be able to see, but have an incredible sense of smell and can sniff out diamonds like nobody’s business.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays disco remixes of Minecraft music. Get ready to boogie down with your blind mice babes and party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around back then).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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  • CheeseCraft: Where even the ‘disgusting’ becomes deliciously fun!

    CheeseCraft: Where even the ‘disgusting’ becomes deliciously fun!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9588
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, that would be messy)!

    Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the sheep have style!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes isn’t for more dance-offs, because that guy never gets tired!

    And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Lava Surfing” mini-game, where players can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming zombies and lava flows. It’s like a day at the beach, but with more danger and less sunscreen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

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  • CheeseCraft: Where Gouda is King

    CheeseCraft: Where Gouda is King
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2747
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Votes: 1533 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who will only reveal its location if you can out-dance them in a virtual dance-off!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

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  • CheckOutLineChaos

    CheckOutLineChaos
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3737
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for trying to save time at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server where you can tap to pay before the cashier even finishes ringing you out, without any eye rolls or disapproving looks!

    Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can forget items on your grocery list, send your husband to grab them, and still check out without any hassle. No need to worry about going back to the end of the line here!

    We understand the struggle of trying to save time and avoid the dreaded grocery store line. So come join us and experience a world where you can shop in peace without any judgment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual groceries along the way!

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 4620
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Zombie Dances: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Dimension Hops: 14 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, forget about that heartbreak and come join our epic Minecraft SMP! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, they’re chill as long as you bring them seeds as tribute.

    We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player wished for a pet dragon and now they have to deal with it burning down their house every time they log on.

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends with everyone? He keeps leaving explosive gifts for players to find, it’s a blast! Literally.

    So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just watch out for the chicken overlords, they mean business.

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  • MapleCraft: US Edition

    MapleCraft: US Edition
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7681
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

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  • PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

    PathNet PvP Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4638
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ores Mined: 9611
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

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  • CanuckCraft2020

    CanuckCraft2020
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 8632
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Enchantments Applied: 137
    Mines Excavated: 2839 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

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  • The Banana

    The Banana
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 728
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magic Items Found: 4448
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

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    Banana SMP: Season Three

    Overview
    This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:
    About Banana City
    Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle:
    • Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators
    • Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community
    • Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts
    Community Built, Player Driven
    Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!
    Challenge Awaits
    With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join Banana SMP? To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
    Are there specific rules in Banana SMP? Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP? Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

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  • Brothers Realm 1.21

    Brothers Realm 1.21
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 7156
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

    So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

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  • BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

    BlueberryMuffinCraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 641
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Emeralds Found: 602 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 408

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

    On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

    Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

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  • DoggoCraft

    DoggoCraft
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 4030
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 75 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

    But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

    If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

    So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

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  • DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

    DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 5981
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

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