Cheese MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Krauts & Swiss Cheese – A Minecraft server for lovers of all things blocky and cheesy! Join us for some LOLs and building fun!

Poland, Bavarians, Collapse of Rome, Culture eradication, Germans

Are you tired of being surrounded by Germans and their shenanigans in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Germans are nowhere to be found (except for those sneaky Bavarians and Swiss, of course). Join us and build your own virtual utopia free from the chaos and destruction caused by those pesky Germans throughout history.

From the collapse of Rome to pointless religious wars, everything bad can be traced back to Germans – but not on our server! Say goodbye to mass migration and cultural erasure, and hello to a world where Poland stands alone in their righteous hatred. Join us now and let’s build a better, German-free future together. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

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MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

menu, number seven, extra dip, Large, minecrafty

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

games, Decision making, indulgence, fast food chain, free

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

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CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!

equestrian enthusiasts, horse grooming, animal health, unusual professions, women who like horses

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where post women who love horses come together to bathe horse cocks for a living. Yes, you heard that right – washing horse dick smegma is a real job on this server! And let me tell you, these gals take their job very seriously. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see how you feel about gals who clean peen smeg! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

tortilla, Beans, repeat, fast food, DELICIOUS

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

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Mac & Cheese Kingdom: Where Pasta & Pixels Collide! 1.20

collide, pixels, trinkets, Brewery, atmosphere

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool! A simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we’ve have it all. Honestly, I’m terrible at writing so if you would try our place out.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a standard survival experience with towns, PvP, a friendly community, and various plugins.
Are there custom items or features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom music disks, starter kits, experimental skills, and various community-requested plugins.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, players can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU.

Rare lasting SMP server Half-Vanilla SMP ‘No cheese’ Whitelist 1.20.4 Adults Mic chat

Server, Adventure, Cheese, mic, Events

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Specs:
8GB Ram
Ryzen 9 5950X
NVMe SSD

Are you wanting to join a server that never resets? Do you want to be able to stop playing for a year and then come back with the next major update? Do you want a server where the community votes who joins the server? Do you hate how PaperMC messes with vanilla mechanics? Then this server is for you! The server is run on fabric with basic performance mods including carpet. That way you won’t have to worry about your farm designs not working!

If you want to join, let me know and I will send you the discord where you can apply.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, just let me know and I will send you the discord link to apply.
Does the server reset?	No, the server never resets so you can come back after a long break.
What mods are used on the server?	The server is run on fabric with basic performance mods including carpet.
Can I vote for who joins the server?	Yes, the community votes for new players to join.

Spartan SMP

Redstone, PvE, Artisans, Explorer, Kits

Welcome to Spartan SMP – the ultimate Minecraft survival experience infused with a vibrant economy, diverse player shops, and thrilling kits to enhance your gameplay journey.

Step into a world where resilience meets opportunity, where every block you place and every mob you conquer shapes your destiny.

Embark on your adventure in our meticulously crafted survival world, where the spirit of camaraderie thrives among fellow Spartans. Join forces with friends or forge new alliances as you build, explore, and conquer challenges together.

Dive into our bustling marketplace, where entrepreneurial spirits flourish. Set up shop and become a titan of trade, offering coveted items and resources to fellow players. Whether you’re a master builder, a redstone genius, or a daring explorer, there’s a place for you in our dynamic economy.

But the journey doesn’t end there. Equip yourself with powerful kits tailored to your playstyle, granting you unique abilities and advantages in your quest for dominance. From mighty warriors to cunning artisans, unleash your full potential and rise as a true Spartan champion.

With regular events, community challenges, and a dedicated team of staff ensuring fair play and excitement for all, Spartan SMP offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Are you ready to join the ranks of legends? Forge your path, seize your destiny, and conquer the Spartan SMP realm today!

158.69.159.91

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GrandpaGamer Minecraft Server

self-image, self-transformation, Minecraft, Retirement, self-projection

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and craziness you could ever want!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and zombies breakdance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of epic proportions. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible, even seeing yourself in 40 years as a dancing meme.

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OofCraft

OofCraft, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long trail tags OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but instead of candy, we have endless possibilities for building and exploring.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama whispering, so you know you’ll always be in good hands. Need a break from mining and crafting? Take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a stack of emeralds as your ticket to the coolest party in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (hopefully not by a creeper). Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server anywhere else. Welcome to the land of OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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