cheese tax Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Choice Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cheese, cheese drawer, cheese tax, Choice, comedy, Cooking, dairy, facts, Food, funny, humor, kitchen, Land, Lyrics, Music, OBLIGATION, Parody, payment, rhyme, rules, song, Tax

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Divine Spears Created:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic cheese tax experience ever! Forget about building, mining, or fighting mobs – the real challenge is paying the cheese tax every time you cook in the game. The cheese drawer will come looking for you, so be prepared to fork over that virtual cheddar! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate dairy dilemma. Don’t be a cheese coward, join now and embrace the madness!

ExBlockProbs – It’s Not My Prob!

accident, Breakup, crying, DAUGHTER, ex boyfriend, ExBlockProbs, Girlfriend, ground, Hostile, hurting, insults, numb, prob, RETALIATION, Settled, shoulder to cry on, smashed phone, stepmom, Threats, tirade

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ores Mined:	4227	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with any teenage drama queens like Tia. Our server is Tia-free guaranteed!

Tired of dealing with bratty kids who think they can break your stuff and get away with it? On our server, we don’t tolerate any of that nonsense. If someone tries to pull a Tia on you, they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper.”

Join now and experience a world where you can build and explore without any Tia-like interruptions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our admins are always here to lend an ear (just don’t be a Tia about it).

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

Agony, burning pain, Chronic pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Minecraft, pain experience, pain management, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulPixels, physical discomfort, physical pain, severe pain, sharp pain, shooting pain, smp, stabbing pain, Suffering, throbbing pain, unbearable pain, worst pain, worst physical pain

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4805	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, I found this secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all my enchanted gear, I was screaming like a little baby!

But seriously, this server is so lit, you gotta join us and experience all the crazy shenanigans that happen on the daily. Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is so friendly and always willing to help out. So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

CuddleCraftMC

alone, comfort, Companionship, coping mechanisms, CUDDLE, CuddleCraftMC, Emotional support, human touch, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, longing, mental health, physical connection, reddit, self compassion, self love, self soothing, self-care, urge, yearning

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6006	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Emeralds Found:	6476	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you crave human interaction but all you have is your trusty pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated animals? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to cuddle with a blocky sheep again – unless that’s your thing, no judgment here. Our community is full of friendly players who are just as desperate for human touch as you are. So come on, join us and let’s build a world together where loneliness is just a distant memory. Who needs real-life friends when you have a bunch of virtual strangers to hang out with, am I right?

CraftyInflation9.5

central bank, consumer prices, CPI, CraftyInflation9.5, DECEMBER, economic indicators, economic trends, Economy, finance, financial news, inflation, inflation rate, interest rates, macroeconomics, monetary policy, price index, rising prices, russia, Russian economy, statistics

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join our server where the inflation rate is as high as 9.5% in december! it’s like a rollercoaster of prices going up and down, just like your emotions when playing minecraft.

we have crazy events like the “inflation party” where everything in the game costs 10 times more than usual. it’s a wild ride, just like trying to survive in the russian economy.

join us for a unique and unpredictable experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual bank. who needs stability when you can have chaos and fun instead? come join us now!

Nano Brain Stimulation – Reverse Parkinson’s

Brain, brain disorders, brain stimulation, Deep Brain Stimulation, Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, Nano, nanoparticle, Nanoparticles, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurostimulation, neurotechnology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s treatment, parkinsons, research, Reverse, stimulation, Therapy, Treatment, wireless, wireless technology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we use nanoparticle magic to cure parkinsons and make ur brain go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

1.21.2, achievement, Adulthood, adulting, celebration, children, comparison, Cultural differences, Daily Reminder, Decision making, ETERNAL, Expectations, Experience, family, financial interests, Jews, Maturity, Quests, RESPONSIBILITY, self-explanatory, societal norms, success, upbringing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Join our Minecraft server and level up your adulting skills at the age of 13! Celebrate your adulthood with us and make important decisions for your virtual family. By the time you turn 18, you’ll have FIVE YEARS of experience under your belt, making you more successful than those who were told they were children until 18. Don’t be a noob in real life, join us and become a pro at adulting in Minecraft! It’s self-explanatory, duhhh…

GFsMidnightCall Minecraft Server

Apology, bad partner, car towed, cold shoulder, Communication, emergency, emergency contact, fine payment, GFsMidnightCall, gym, midnight phone call, Minecraft, missed calls, relationship, Reliability, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleeping through, Sympathy, Trust, trustworthiness, urban area, vibrate mode

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car tow emergencies like the poor soul in this story! Join us and never worry about your car disappearing while you’re working out at the gym (unless a creeper blows it up, but that’s a different story).

Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly without fear of missing any calls from your significant other in distress. And if you do happen to miss a call, don’t worry – we won’t judge you or give you the cold shoulder like some people do in real life.

Join us for a grand adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any relationship drama getting in the way. And hey, if you ever need a ride to the tow yard, just ask in the chat – we’ve got plenty of players willing to help out (for a small fee of diamonds, of course).

So come on over and join our server, where the only emergencies you’ll face are running out of torches in a dark cave or accidentally falling into a pit of lava. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any angry partners blaming you for their car getting towed!

StayAtHomeHubbyCraft

Chores, cleaning, Communication, division of labor, Expectations, household responsibilities, Housekeeping, Marriage, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, stay at home duties, stay at home husband, stay at home mom, stay at home parent, stay-at-home dad, StayAtHomeHubbyCraft, Toddler, working from home, working full-time

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our creeper explosions is the drama in our players’ virtual lives! Join now for a chance to escape the real world, where husbands like “Jack” are more interested in playing video games than cleaning the house.

On our server, you can create your own virtual spouse who actually helps with chores and doesn’t blame you for the mess. Build your dream home without the fear of it turning into a virtual pigsty, unlike poor OP’s real-life situation.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter virtual arguments about who should be doing more around the house, but at least you can laugh it off knowing it’s all just a game. So come join us and escape the madness of reality, one block at a time!

FutureCraft SMP

21st century, advancement, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Cutting Edge, Cybernetics, digital age, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic, high-tech, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, Modernization, progress, robotics, Science, smp, space exploration, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	376	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m playing on. It’s like, so futuristic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s wild. And the best part? The admin is a literal wizard who can summon rainbows on command. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more. The spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out diamonds every hour. And if you find the secret underground bunker, you can ride a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the PvP battles? It’s like Hunger Games meets The Matrix, but with llamas wearing top hats. You gotta see it to believe it, man.

So yeah, if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and experience the future firsthand, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

BlockyPayDay

10. Income equality, 11. Job equality, 12. Career aspirations, 13. Job satisfaction, 14. Career paths, 15. Job opportunities, 16. Job market, 17. Career satisfaction, 18. Career development, 19. Work preferences, 2. Job satisfaction, 20. Job fulfillment., 3. Career choices, 4. Passion for work, 5. dream job, 6. Career fulfillment, 7. Work-life balance, 8. Job preferences, 9. Professional fulfillment, BlockyPayDay, equal pay

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ores Mined:	2425
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of the real world where your job determines your worth? Well, on our Minecraft server, all players are equal and all jobs pay the same – in diamonds! That’s right, whether you’re a farmer, a builder, or even a professional sheep shearer, you’ll be rolling in shiny diamonds in no time.

Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie pigmen riding giant spiders!

If you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even try your luck at the annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where players compete to see who can stay on the dragon’s back the longest. The winner gets bragging rights and a chest full of rare loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living the high life as a diamond-rich adventurer!