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CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	992
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	93	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	4509
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	164786	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams