we have conducted groundbreaking studies that show age-related decline in sensitivity only happens in hairless skin, but not in the hairy cheeks and forearms of our players. this is all thanks to our evolutionary history as social primates, where touch is a crucial method of communication.
so come on over and experience the eternal bliss of a sensitive cheek, where every kiss feels like the first time. join us now and defy the laws of aging on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!
We don’t have any rules about PDA because, well, it’s Minecraft. You can build a virtual pool with your virtual husband and splash around all you want without anyone batting an eye. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of social anxiety and will never judge you for your choice of swimwear.
So leave the real world drama behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your pool. Join us now and swim your worries away!
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of “Lewd Jimmy”, there lies a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of twerking creepers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate their way through the maze of booty-shaking mobs to claim the riches that await them. But beware, for if you’re not careful, you might just end up getting a little too close to those explosive derrieres!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance Battle Arena”, where players can challenge each other to dance-offs using nothing but their best chicken impersonations. The winner gets a prize of… well, bragging rights, mostly.
So what are you waiting for? Join “Lewd Jimmy” today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, things tend to get a little cheeky around here!
Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.
Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly cuckoo for cuckolding, look no further. Join us today and let the cuckoo madness begin!
1. Our server is so insane that even Fauna and Kronii, two of the most powerful players, are no longer friends. Rumor has it that their friendship ended over a dispute about who had the best pet parrot. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.
2. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is that it’s guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens armed with enchanted swords. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasure for yourself?
3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the sheep into disco-loving party animals. You’ll never look at a woolly creature the same way again once you see them busting out dance moves to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, drama, and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a sturdy pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!
YellowStone – 1 season. (started – 10/31/2024 – ended – ??.??.2025)
A small Minecraft project aimed at vanilla themes, naturally the server contains features that were not and are not present in other projects. It is worth mentioning the fact that there is a different generation of the upper world on the server.
You can get to the server both for a fee and for free; penetration is relatively inexpensive, so almost everyone can afford it. You can apply on the project’s official discord server; the link can be found on this page.
To purchase a penetration, please write to the technical support of our server. It is located on the project’s Discord server.
mc.yellowstn.ru
But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.