we have conducted groundbreaking studies that show age-related decline in sensitivity only happens in hairless skin, but not in the hairy cheeks and forearms of our players. this is all thanks to our evolutionary history as social primates, where touch is a crucial method of communication.
so come on over and experience the eternal bliss of a sensitive cheek, where every kiss feels like the first time. join us now and defy the laws of aging on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!
We don’t have any rules about PDA because, well, it’s Minecraft. You can build a virtual pool with your virtual husband and splash around all you want without anyone batting an eye. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of social anxiety and will never judge you for your choice of swimwear.
So leave the real world drama behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your pool. Join us now and swim your worries away!
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of “Lewd Jimmy”, there lies a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of twerking creepers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate their way through the maze of booty-shaking mobs to claim the riches that await them. But beware, for if you’re not careful, you might just end up getting a little too close to those explosive derrieres!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance Battle Arena”, where players can challenge each other to dance-offs using nothing but their best chicken impersonations. The winner gets a prize of… well, bragging rights, mostly.
So what are you waiting for? Join “Lewd Jimmy” today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, things tend to get a little cheeky around here!
Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.
Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly cuckoo for cuckolding, look no further. Join us today and let the cuckoo madness begin!
Choose your side wisely – will you fight alongside the pure-hearted souls, or embrace your inner darkness and join the soulless army? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?
Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other, where the line between good and evil is blurred and anything is possible. Just remember, in the end, only one side can emerge victorious. Will it be you?
Join now and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without the worry of real-life hurricanes. Plus, we have plenty of free rooms for all your virtual guests, no drama included!
Don’t let your ex-wife’s water-adjacent house ruin your peace of mind, join our server and build your dream home away from any stormy situations. And hey, if your virtual wife gets jealous, just remind her that it’s all in good fun – she can even prep the guest rooms herself!
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-life drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a hurricane-free gaming experience. And remember, in our world, you’re always the hero of your own story – no a-holes allowed!
Our server is filled with neighbors from heaven who will do anything to win a place in your heart. From baking you virtual cookies to building you a virtual castle, these neighbors are the real deal.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the joy of having neighbors who actually make your life better, not worse. Plus, who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among them. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
| Modpack | Custom-made modpack by server owner |
|---|---|
| Player Count | Currently 10 players, looking for more |
| Updates | Regular updates to fix bugs and add new features |
| Community | Friendly and non-toxic environment |
| Events | Regularly hosted events for players |
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/Y4q5CS3nwt for more information on how to join.
A: The modpack is available on Modrinth for public download.
A: We encourage players to respect each other and maintain a friendly environment. Griefing and toxicity are not tolerated.
A: Chunk resets in unclaimed areas are done regularly to prevent excessive mining and building, while allowing players to keep their own progress intact.
Join us and witness the hilarity as players climb into their “winning” simulators, ready to take on the world… or crash and burn in spectacular fashion. Who needs real-life combat when you can have all the fun and none of the danger in our virtual world?
So come on over and join the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next top pilot… or the next viral meme. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to test your skills in epic build battles against other players? We’ve got you covered. Feel like going on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny? It’s waiting for you here.
But be warned, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out, or when a giant chicken will suddenly appear in your base. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because things are about to get seriously silly on our Minecraft SMP.
Looking for a place to crash rent-free like the 35-year-old son in the story above? Look no further! Our server offers cozy accommodations in the form of virtual homes, where you can sleep soundly without worrying about pesky rent payments.
But beware, just like in the real world, conflicts can arise. Will you be the one asking your fellow players to store their virtual bikes in designated storage units, or will you be the rebel leaving empty beer cans all over the place? The choice is yours!
Join us now for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few pink velvet barstools along the way. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?