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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6808 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
