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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1558 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Are you tired of falling in love with every woman you see just because of their cheek dimples? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even notice dimples!
Join our server and become part of a community where smiling is strictly prohibited to prevent any accidental love connections. We’ve had too many players get distracted by dimples and lose all their diamonds in a tragic mining accident.
So if you’re looking for a server where you can focus on the game without worrying about falling in love with every player you meet, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a legendary Ender Dragon with cheek dimples that will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds) if you’re not careful.
