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NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	239
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

MerchInLooCraft

bathroom, CAR, Checkout, diarrhea, DISRESPECTFUL, Employee, greeter, IBS, Logic, Meijers, MerchInLooCraft, paid merchandise, plastic bags, Receipt, Retirement, SECURITY, self checkout, senile

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

Pixelated Paradise Inn: Where Creepers Check-In but Don’t Check-Out!

(PILOT), #youtube, Assassin, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Checkin, Checkout, CREEPERS, Demon, Discord, dont, fanfiction, Hazbinhotel, Hell, Helluvaboss, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Paradise, pixelated, princess, Rehabilitation, Startup

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	New Chunks Explored:	903103

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Ever wanted to run your own small assassin business in Hell with a demon Imp as your boss? Well, now you can! Team up with Moxxie, Millie, and Loona to survive each other while taking on crazy missions.

But wait, there’s more! Help Charlie, the princess of Hell, in her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. Who knew Hell could be so fun and chaotic?

Join now for a devilishly good time! Just be sure to pack your fireproof armor and bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get wild. See you in Hell!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

anxiety, awkward, Body, Break, CHECK, checking out, Checkout, cigarette break, CLERK, Clerks, Crafty, customer service, decision, grocery, grocery store, ignore, impulse, juul, mental health, MERGE, Minecraft, Panic, Retail, Social Interaction, Store, TAKES, traffic, waved

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Villages Defended:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8720	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

Black Hole Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Fresh Vanilla Minecraft anarchy survival server 1.12.2 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 7168MiB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

5.161.79.119

PlatinGens

Parkour

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	188

PlatinGens is a newcomer Genserver with some features. So we are not a Pay2Win Server we have alot of things what you can do.

Mining / Gens and much more. So if your interested join us today!

platingens.minehut.gg

Ouros

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8179	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

mc.ouros.fr

A Minecraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5435	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Step into ‘A Minecraft SMP’—a realm where adventure and mystery intertwine! Discover enchanted lands, battle formidable foes, and build your empire in our captivating RPG-Survival blend. Unfold your story in a world brimming with endless possibilities and become a legend!

play.amcsmp.com

Itlog.us

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Zombie Dances:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	107
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Itlogus is an SMP that offers: – Enhanced Vanilla! Java & Bedrock Crossplay! – Expandable overworld!* Revamped Nether with Bosses!** Annoying End Dimension!*** – Balanced mcMMO Leveling! Easy Land Claiming! – New Enchants! New Villages! New Structures!

WE VALUE YOUR PROGRESS!!!

*In the overworld, there will be no world reset at all! *On every major release, overworld will be expanded by 10,000 blocks! **In the nether, you can build in a fixed radius of 2560! **Also in the nether, territory over the radius of 2560 will regenerate every 2 months! ***The end dimension resets every 2 months

itlog.us

PixelStark-Hex

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Votes:	9379
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

PixelStark-Hex is the place where Pokémon, Marvel and Minecraft come together to offer you an experience full of challenges and adventures.

Ranks, Dex Ranks, Dex Rewards, Events, Raids, Safari, Roulette, Piñatas, Pokebuilder, Pokémon Hunts, Tournaments, Casino, Gyms, Elite and more…

Join our active community on Discord, where you can chat, share achievements, and team up for epic Pokémon hunts.

PixelStark.mcraft.pro

WaxyClubMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

51.81.151.131

Los Perejiles Sentry

Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Smp re piola —————— —————— ———– ——- —————— —————— ——- ———– —————— —————— — ————— —————— —————– – —————— —————— ————- —–

sentry.losperejiles.com.ar

Axolotl SMP

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

fun lifesteal server for you and your friends! if you like to play in survival you will have tons of fun please enjoy i will sometimes add update so stay tuned

axlotolcraftmc.world

OldDaysFun

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5529	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Minecraft Survival with Slimefun Plugin, and many other simple Plugins to enhance the gameplay, like /Bank /Shop /Jobs and others. This server is for calling the nostalgic days of the simple, fun, and competitive gameplay while being on a server allows you to trade with others and help each other.

OldDaysFun.shockbyte.games:25735