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Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

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ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of getting free hoodies without even trying! Just like the cashier at H&M forgot to scan the hoodie in this hilarious story, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server.

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

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MerchInLooCraft

bathroom, CAR, Checkout, diarrhea, DISRESPECTFUL, Employee, greeter, IBS, Logic, Meijers, MerchInLooCraft, paid merchandise, plastic bags, Receipt, Retirement, SECURITY, self checkout, senile

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

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Pixelated Paradise Inn: Where Creepers Check-In but Don’t Check-Out!

(PILOT), #youtube, Assassin, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Checkin, Checkout, CREEPERS, Demon, Discord, dont, fanfiction, Hazbinhotel, Hell, Helluvaboss, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Paradise, pixelated, princess, Rehabilitation, Startup

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Ever wanted to run your own small assassin business in Hell with a demon Imp as your boss? Well, now you can! Team up with Moxxie, Millie, and Loona to survive each other while taking on crazy missions.

But wait, there’s more! Help Charlie, the princess of Hell, in her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. Who knew Hell could be so fun and chaotic?

Join now for a devilishly good time! Just be sure to pack your fireproof armor and bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get wild. See you in Hell!

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Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

anxiety, awkward, Body, Break, CHECK, checking out, Checkout, cigarette break, CLERK, Clerks, Crafty, customer service, decision, grocery, grocery store, ignore, impulse, juul, mental health, MERGE, Minecraft, Panic, Retail, Social Interaction, Store, TAKES, traffic, waved

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

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Liaison

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Liaison! An entirely new survival server with lots of cool gadgets & fun activities. The place where you can start your own journey with new or old friends, build in peace or compete against other players in various tasks. If you’re looking for a simple, friendly anti-pvp server with a little extra fun, you’ve found it.

What we offer: 30k by 30k Survival World, full live maps of server worlds, towns, dedicated playershops area, player economy, 15 stage parkour course with 4 different difficulties, minigames such as PvP Arena, MobArena & TNTRun, treasures hidden around all server locations, crates obtained by voting &playing on the server, playtime rank promotions & rewards, lots of cool gadgets, such as decorative heads, trails, etc, no pay-to-win donator perks, trees topple completely when it’s stem is broken, friendly Discord community, events & challenges, and lots more to come!

play.liaisonmc.com

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Wayward

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Wayward! A Semi-Anarchy SMP! Griefing is allowed, but not hacking. There are custom enchants, economy plugins, shops, auctionhouses, and more! Join now for unlimited fun!

15.235.29.245:25602

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MushroomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Join this community of good friends today!

Our server is a small, friendly, and collaborative server which encourages community and kindness.

Cross-Play is enabled! Bedrock IP: 5.62.127.52 Bedrock Port: 12112

We use the Towny plugin so you can create and manage your own town with friends, or join someone else’s town and make friends there.

Our discord server is full of friendly people who are always down to play some Minecraft. In the future, once our server has grown bigger, we plan to hold events such as game nights.

I hope you join our community today, your future friends are waiting!

mushroommc.mc.gg

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DestiCube

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our enchanting realm of Minecraft! Step into a world of endless possibilities on our fully custom 1.20 survival server, where adventure and creativity intertwine.

Immerse yourself in a breathtaking landscape meticulously crafted to provide an aesthetic experience like no other. Our world is a canvas waiting for your artistic touch, where natural wonders and architectural marvels blend harmoniously.

But it’s not just the captivating visuals that make our server extraordinary; it’s our incredible community that truly sets us apart. Join a diverse group of passionate players who share a common love for exploration, collaboration, and friendly competition. Together, we’ve built a thriving community that welcomes players of all skill levels, from seasoned builders to curious newcomers.

Embark on epic quests and engage in thrilling challenges that will test your survival skills. Unleash your inner adventurer as you navigate treacherous dungeons, uncover hidden treasures, and conquer formidable bosses. Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable journey?

In our realm, customization knows no bounds. Discover an array of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements tailored specifically for our server. Delve into the depths of our extensive plugin library, carefully curated to provide a unique and immersive survival experience. Whether you’re seeking engaging gameplay mechanics, enhanced crafting possibilities, or new ways to interact with the environment, our server has something to captivate every Minecraft enthusiast.

As you explore, forge new friendships with like-minded individuals who share your passion for all things Minecraft. Our friendly and helpful staff members are dedicated to ensuring your experience is enjoyable and seamless. Whether you seek guidance, assistance, or simply want to share your latest creation, our team is always ready to lend a helping hand.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on our fully custom 1.20 survival Minecraft server and become a part of our amazing community. Unleash your creativity, forge lasting friendships, and embark on an adventure that will leave you spellbound. Welcome to a world where the boundaries of imagination are shattered and where the joy of Minecraft knows no limits!

play.desticube.com

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Los Titanes

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

It is a small survival server with towny to claim and protect land. A little economy system mostly focused on towny and some roleplay like marry plugin.

lostitanes.minecraft.casa

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World of New Valreach

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the World of New Valreach (WoNV), a captivating Minecraft Worldbuilding Server run by the Valreach Community that invites you to embark on an extraordinary adventure in a vast and immersive realm. Prepare to explore a meticulously crafted world, spanning an impressive size of 5000 x 5000 blocks, brimming with wonders, mysteries, and endless possibilities.

Valreach.mc-world.net

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Hypnex Network

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival

Hypnex is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:

* KitPvP * Bedwars * Survival

To play on this server connect to the ip by using mc.hypnex.net. we will be happily have you on the server. My dream is to hit 15 players or more

REMINDER: This server is in beta due to it being new and advertised!

mc.hypnex.net

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RaidBox

Anarchy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Faction Raiding, Minus the Long Distances. (Beta 1.8.8)

RaidBox is a Semi-Anarchy, Faction Raiding SMP with a 2k World Border, No Land Protection, and No Ender Chests. We also have giant zombies. The more players come in, the bigger the border gets. ;D

Feedback is encouraged! I’m open to implementing your ideas!

/clan /home

personal website: noah-chase.com IP: 212.192.29.2:25652

212.192.29.2:25652

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MoonCoffee

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE MOONCOFFEE SERVER!

You can enjoy our survival custom set in Java 1.20, you can play both Java and Bedrock together, survive the hordes of our blood moons and so on!

104.238.205.103:25631

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Wizardbox

Skyblock

this is a skyblock minecraft server with custom items mobs and much more many staff and custom builds updates every day much more coming

play.wizardbox.fun

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