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NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6161
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

Alanis, Alanis Morissette, Anon, Balls, celebrity sighting, Checkout, Concert, cute girl, decision, Dino, dino nugget, food cravings, future plans, grocery shopping, Itchy, itchy balls, live performance, local supermarket, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Morissette, music event, music show, nugget, personal hygiene, potential date, Show, smp, Social Interaction, uncertainty, year

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Potions Brewed:	75
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1967
Animals Bred:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

MerchInLooCraft

bathroom, CAR, Checkout, diarrhea, DISRESPECTFUL, Employee, greeter, IBS, Logic, Meijers, MerchInLooCraft, paid merchandise, plastic bags, Receipt, Retirement, SECURITY, self checkout, senile

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

Pixelated Paradise Inn: Where Creepers Check-In but Don’t Check-Out!

(PILOT), #youtube, Assassin, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Checkin, Checkout, CREEPERS, Demon, Discord, dont, fanfiction, Hazbinhotel, Hell, Helluvaboss, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Paradise, pixelated, princess, Rehabilitation, Startup

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Ever wanted to run your own small assassin business in Hell with a demon Imp as your boss? Well, now you can! Team up with Moxxie, Millie, and Loona to survive each other while taking on crazy missions.

But wait, there’s more! Help Charlie, the princess of Hell, in her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. Who knew Hell could be so fun and chaotic?

Join now for a devilishly good time! Just be sure to pack your fireproof armor and bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get wild. See you in Hell!

Crafty Clerk’s Checkout: Where even the grocery store clerk takes a break to check you out in Minecraft!

anxiety, awkward, Body, Break, CHECK, checking out, Checkout, cigarette break, CLERK, Clerks, Crafty, customer service, decision, grocery, grocery store, ignore, impulse, juul, mental health, MERGE, Minecraft, Panic, Retail, Social Interaction, Store, TAKES, traffic, waved

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	144	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: a grocery store clerk taking a break, puffing on a Juul, and checking you out while you mine for diamonds. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to merge your body with oncoming traffic in the most epic game of chicken you’ll ever play. Who needs boring old mobs when you can dodge cars and trucks instead? Plus, our community is full of quirky characters like the Juul-puffing clerk who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for that oncoming traffic!

Heart Stopper Server

Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal evolution, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal survival, autonomous heart, biological adaptation, Cardiac function, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary trait, Heart, heart autonomy, heart control, Heart function, physiological traits, self-regulation, Server, stopper, survival instincts, voluntary actions, voluntary death

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3913
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Sticky Silk Server

adhere, adhesive properties, arachnid-inspired, biomimicry, fluid material, groundbreaking invention, innovative technology, lifting capacity, material science, needle, pick up objects, science fiction, Server, silk, solidifies, spider man, sticky, sticky silk fibers, strength, STRONG, superhero inspiration, web-slinging technology, weightlifting fibers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!

Worst Minecraft Server Ever

character design, competitive queues, Deadlock, diversity hiring, early access, Frames Per Second, game development, game industry, gtav, indie company, mega-alpha, Minecraft, Minorities, passionate developers, performance issues, pre-pre-alpha, public streaming, Server, Steam, streaming platform, ugly characters, valve developers, WORST

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	134	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

#youtube, app, Champion, China, debt slavery, debt trap, ethical investing, Explanation, finance, financial literacy, halal, halal investing, investing, investing strategies, Islamic finance, khabib Nurmagomedov, Minecraft, MMA champion, Muslim, Promotion, russia, Russian Muslim, smp, Video, WTF

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1394

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

HeavyCraft SMP

Burnout, coping strategies, emotional wellbeing, feeling overwhelmed, HeavyCraft, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health coping strategies, Mental health resources, mental health self-care., mental health support, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self care tips, self help, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

TalentCrafters

distinctive talent, exceptional skill, exceptional talent, Extraordinary Skill, extraordinary talent, one-of-a-kind talent, rare talent, remarkable skill, remarkable talent, special ability, special gift, special skill, special talent, standout skill, standout talent, talent, TalentCrafters, uncommon talent, unique ability, unique talent, unusual talent

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1305	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-nuclear movement, Diplomacy, disarmament, global security, hiroshima, Humanitarian efforts, International cooperation, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, nagasaki, Nihon Hidankyo, Nobel Peace Prize, non-proliferation, nuclear disarmament, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace advocacy, Peacebuilding, Server, world peace

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Villages Defended:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks.

BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown

Bucha massacre, BuchaCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic gesture, global politics, historical event, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Painting, peace talks, political gifts, pope, POPES, russia, showdown, Tragedy, Ukraine, Vatican meeting, War Crimes, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!

Virus Cocktail K-Pneumoniae Fun

Cocktail, Fun, KPneumoniae, Virus

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got a cocktail of viruses that will cure all your Klebsiella pneumoniae infections! forget potions and golden apples, we got viruses, baby!

imagine battling mobs while also fighting off deadly bacteria with our special virus-infused weapons. it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where viruses are your friends and bacteria are your enemies. who knew that getting sick could be so much fun?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s infect this server with some good times!

Searching for lively gamers! (Unmodded) – semi-chaos!

Active players, Appothesis, Ars noav, Asia server, Combinations, Create, discord server, endless stream of bullets, Gamers, Gems, Guns, kind towards new players, late game, learning magic, Lively, Magic, Mekanism, modded server, new players, PvP, Scorched guns, SEARCHING, SemiChaos, Unmodded

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9566	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	Mods	Server Location
1.20.1	180+	Asia

Welcome to MAG (Magic and Guns) server where you can explore over 180 mods. Join us to discover the magic and guns world with endless possibilities!

Check out some of the featured mods: Scorched Guns, Ars Noav, Create, Appothesis, Mekanism

Join our discord server for more updates and discussions: Discord Server

FAQ

Q: What is the theme of the server?

A: The theme of the server revolves around magic and guns, offering a unique gameplay experience with a combination of both elements.

Q: Is the server suitable for new players?

A: Yes, the server is beginner-friendly and offers assistance to new players to help them get started and enjoy the game.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address and connecting to the Asia server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: It is recommended to follow the server rules provided by the administrators to maintain a friendly and enjoyable gaming environment for all players.