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> $70 in checking account Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Potions Brewed:	155
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of playing on easy mode in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but cold hard cash! That’s right, we have players with only $70 in their checking account and others with $70k in crypto! Can you survive and thrive in this crazy economy? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the richest player in the most absurd Minecraft server out there!

CraftyCreeper Server

$0 in savings, $250 in checking, $500 LINK, account balance, Banking, budgeting, checking account, CraftyCreeper, emergency fund, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, money management, online banking, personal finance, saving money, savings account, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Farms Harvested:	913
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? How about the fact that we have a secret underground vault filled with diamonds worth over $250 in real life! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a magical savings account that will give you $0 in savings every time you log in! But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive 500 LINK coins that you can use to buy ridiculous items like flying pigs and exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
New Chunks Explored:	127934	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	116846	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	165558
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Zombie Dances:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

BBQ Drama Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take child safety very seriously! Unlike some family BBQs, we don’t invite creepy guys who are awaiting sentencing for looking at indecent images of children. Join us and rest assured that your little ones will be safe from any shady characters.

We understand the importance of keeping your family protected, which is why we have a zero-tolerance policy for sketchy individuals. Don’t worry about receiving nasty messages from your family members – on our server, the only messages you’ll get are ones of support and camaraderie.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, keep your daughter safe from any potential harm. Because when it comes to child safety, we don’t mess around.

NoBabysitNoProblem

Babysitting, babysitting challenges, complicated deliveries, family communication, family conflict resolution, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, NoBabysitNoProblem, parenting advice, parenting struggles, sibling bond, sibling conflict, sibling fights, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalry management, sibling rivalry solutions, sisterly love.

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of babysitting two little demons in disguise? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry hell! Join us and leave the screaming matches and toy-throwing behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where hugs actually work (we promise, no fighting cats here)!

Our server is so amazing that even the most experienced babysitters couldn’t handle the chaos of these two sisters. With over 20 failed attempts at finding a sitter who can handle the drama, it’s clear that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting these two sisters, you can handle anything Minecraft throws at you. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape the real world for a place where sibling rivalry is a thing of the past (unless you count PvP battles, but those are way more fun)? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPleasurePalace

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	80	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of trying to impress the ladies with your fancy cars and smooth dance moves, only to find out they’re not impressed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate aphrodisiac for the ladies! Join us and watch as women swoon over your pixelated creations and epic redstone contraptions. Who needs a six-pack when you have a six-story castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Forget about trying to impress women with outdated pickup lines and cheesy compliments. On our server, all you need to do is show off your epic building skills and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Trust us, nothing gets the ladies going like a man who knows his way around a crafting table.

So why waste your time and money on fancy dinners and expensive gifts when you can join our Minecraft server and have women falling at your virtual feet? Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from forever alone to the king of the server in just one week. Join now and start building your way to a love life that’s blocky but beautiful!

KurskKontrolCraft1000

Commander, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, forces, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKontrolCraft1000, Military, Military operations, military strategy, occupation, russia, Russian Invasion, square kilometers, territorial expansion, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the top Ukrainian commander is in charge and he’s like taking over Russia’s Kursk region? Well, now’s your chance, bro! We’ve got 1,000 square kilometers of pure Minecraft madness for you to explore and conquer. Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free cake every Friday and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks!