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CraftyWakeUpLand

brush teeth, check phone, CraftyWakeUpLand, get out of bed, healthy morning routine, make coffee, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning mindset, morning motivation, morning rituals, morning routine, morning routine ideas, morning routine tips, morning self-care, productive mornings, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, wash face

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

WakeUpCraft SMP

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, check phone, Drink water, Exercise, first thing, get dressed, get out of bed, healthy habits, meditate, morning routine, productive morning, self-care, shower, smp, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, WakeupCraft, wash face, yawn

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

MommaNoDramaCraft

abusive mom, amazing husband, boarding schools, borderline personality disorder, Cut off, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, enabling behavior, estranged family, family dysfunction, heart palpitations, infertility, manipulative behavior, MommaNoDramaCraft, parental abuse, red flags, refusing contact, scapegoat, self-preservation, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, manipulation, and heart palpitations!

Our server is run by a team of borderline personalities who will make you question your sanity at every turn. From abusive behavior to gaslighting, we’ve got it all! And don’t worry, our admins will enable their behavior just like your dad does.

But wait, there’s more! Want to experience the thrill of being the scapegoat in a virtual world? Join now and get shoved down a flight of stairs by our friendly neighborhood mom character. She’ll even tell you to off yourself for that authentic experience.

So block your real family and join us for a dysfunctional adventure like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chance to go “nuclear” with us!

CraftyIranianGazaWarFun

Conflict, CraftyIranianGazaWarFun, diplomatic relations, director of national intelligence, foreign influence, funding, gaza, global politics, influencing, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, national security, Political unrest, Propaganda, Terrorism, U.S, unrest funding., war protests

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, u gotta join this one cuz it’s like, the most epic server everrrr!

like, did u know that on this server, u can ride a flying pig and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes? yeah, it’s totally true! and, like, the diamonds here are so big that they can be used as beds for giants!

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground city on this server where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks and give u super cool gadgets to use in ur adventures!

plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary golden llama hidden in the jungle, it’ll grant u three wishes! like, how crazy is that?!

so, what r u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most insane and hilarious adventures everrrr! trust me, u won’t regret it!

HaircutCraft

APPOINTMENTS, bad hairdressers, beauty, Communication, customer service, dislike, Experience, Grooming, haircare, HaircutCraft, haircuts, hairdressers, hairstyling, Hairstylist, personal preference, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, salon, satisfaction, self-care, Trust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1177
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	1

So, like, you know, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block, then you gotta join our server, man! We got llamas that can breakdance, creepers that tell jokes, and villagers that do interpretive dance. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have a special power that lets you mine blocks with just a wink.

And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!

BrainGainFitMC

Aging population, brain function, brain health, BrainGainFitMC, cognitive benefits, cognitive decline prevention, cognitive health, cognitive performance, exercise longevity, exercise research, healthy aging, high-intensity interval exercise, interval training, long term benefits, longitudinal study, mental acuity, neurocognitive function, neuroplasticity, older adults, physical activity, University of Queensland

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mines Excavated:	3354	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

come join our epic minecraft server, where we make your brain go BRRR with high-intensity fun and crazy adventures! our researchers at the University of Queensland have proven that playing on our server will make you smarter for up to 5 years!

imagine mining for diamonds while doing intense interval exercises to level up your brain power! you’ll be outsmarting creepers and zombies in no time!

we’ve got mini-games that will challenge your mind and keep you on your toes. who needs sudoku when you can solve complex puzzles while building your dream castle?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and become the einstein of minecraft!

Join United Crafters SMP, where the only thing spicier than the gameplay is the whitelist process!

Active, apply, Community, Crafters, Currency, diamonds, Discord, Events, Fun, gameplay, hermitcraft, interested, invite, Ip:, Join, members, Plugins, process, Reset, rules, Server, server reset, shopping, smp, spicier, United, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3158	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

United Crafters Minecraft Server

Overview
If you are looking to join a Hermit craft Inspired server then this is the server for you! Other than a few QOL mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla. We have a shopping district run by the players that uses diamonds as currency. Our last reset was the release of 1.21, so its not too late to join! All you have to do is apply through our discord and we will whitelist you and give you the IP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server and we will whitelist you and provide you with the IP.
Is the server completely vanilla?	Yes, other than a few quality of life mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on the latest version, which was the release of 1.21 at the time of the last reset.
How does the shopping district work?	The shopping district is run by the players and uses diamonds as currency for transactions.
How can I contact the server admins?	You can contact the server admins through our Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/ngFbZQy8Jb

FrenchMarchMCServ

activism, Chant, Crowd, culture, current events, demonstration, Europe, French, FrenchMarchMCServ, History, Marching, movement, News, Page 10., Paris, Political, protest, Rally, revolution, social justice

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, “The French are marching to page 10!” things are always wild and crazy!

Join us for epic battles where the French army marches to page 10 and wreaks havoc on all who stand in their way. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their advance? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a dragon!

So why wait? Join us on “The French are marching to page 10!” server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready!

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime lyrics, anime quotes, Best Friend, blocky, emotional, emotional lyrics, friendship, Journey, Long day, Long time no see, longing, loyalty, Manga, Memories, Minecraft, missing you, one piece, Pirates, reunion, see you again, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9292
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	5226

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and unforgettable moments that will have you singing “it’s been a looooong day without you my friend” as you log off each night.

We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night where even the creepers bust a move.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExWifeTravelBanCraft

adoption, Communication, custody, custody battle, custody case, DAUGHTER, Divorce, drug issues, ex wife, ExWifeTravelBanCraft, family, Financial, germany, parenting, relationship, Risk, savings, summer vacation, travel, US, visitation rights

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun awaits!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner who had to deal with a disappearing ex-wife and custody battles. But don’t worry, there’s no custody battles here, just friendly competitions and building challenges!

Explore our vast world and build your dream creations, whether it’s a majestic castle or a wacky rollercoaster. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure like our owner did when he found out his ex-wife was actually a long-lost princess from a faraway land (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So come join us and let your imagination run wild on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

NavalnyWidow Minecraft Server

abroad, activism, arrest, Corruption, Court, extradition, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Minecraft, Navalny, NavalnyWidow, opposition leader, Political, protest, Rule of Law, Russian, Server, Widow

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

so like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own virtual world, but wait, there’s more! u can also fight dragons, ride unicorns, and even have dance parties with creepers!

But wait, there’s a twist! The server is run by a secret society of Russian spies who are trying to take over the virtual world! u gotta team up with other players to stop them and save the day!

And get this, if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes! how crazy is that?! so come join us on this wild adventure and let’s show those Russian spies who’s boss!

CraftyKaraMurzaVanish

Accountability, Activist, Corruption, CraftyKaraMurzaVanish, Critic, detention, Disappearance, Government, Hospital, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Justice, Kara-Murza, Kremlin, missing, opposition, Politics, Prison, putin, russia, Transfer

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, u can do all that and MORE! like, one time, this dude named Putin tried to play on our server but we banned him cuz he kept griefing everyone’s builds. then this other dude named kara-murza joined and we were all like, “hey, welcome to the server!” but then he went missing after we transferred him to the prison hospital. it was like, so crazy, man.

but don’t worry, our server is totally safe and fun and u should totally join cuz we have the best community ever and we do all these cool events like building competitions and treasure hunts and stuff. plus, we have the best mods who are always there to help u out if u need it. so come join us and have the time of ur life on our totally not sketchy at all minecraft server!