check my ego Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

3 Strikes You’re Crafted! Join our hilarious high traffic Minecraft server now!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magic Items Found:	5136	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the success is so deep and pervasive that failure is just a distant memory? Look no further, my minions! Join our server and bask in the glory of being part of the pack.

But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)

V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	222
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

FunCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, amusing, comedy, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Fun, fun times, funcraft, good times, Happy, hilarious, Laughter, laughter therapy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, positive vibes, Server, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server

BroBroBunkBedBlues, college graduate, communication breakdown, council funded home, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial struggles, generational differences, housing crisis, housing options, Job Search, lack of privacy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, moving out challenges, need for independence, overcrowded living situation, personal space, Server, shared bedroom, sibling rivalry

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the overcrowded real world and have your own virtual space to call home!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.

Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Mom’s Euro Adventure

1 Year Old Son, Adventure, aita, Cancer, center of attention, Chemo cycles, Divorced, Draining excitement., EURO, Europe, European Vacation, family, Family commitments, Family in Portugal, family trip, Feeding schedules, Fights, flexible schedule, Flight, Friends, grandmother, irritated, London, moms, Monitoring, Nightmare, opportunity, Out of state family, portugal, quality time, Remember trip, Sleeping schedules, Stage 4 Cancer, Taking Mom, Wife

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2157	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of constantly monitoring your one-year-old on vacation? Want to focus on yourself and have a blast without worrying about nap schedules and feeding times? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest structures!

We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!

HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe

Blame, blame game, Conflict, Diplomacy, geopolitical maneuvering, Houthis, Houthis aggression, Houthis military, HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe, international relations, iran, Iran foreign policy, Iran influence, Iran strategy, Iran support, israel attack, Israel defense, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East dynamics, Politics, regional tensions

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta team up with ur buddies to take down the big bad bosses? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got factions fighting each other like it’s world war 3, except with creepers and skeletons instead of tanks and missiles.

u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.

plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.

so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.

MiniMeCraft

Cloning, genetic anomaly, genetic mutation, identity crisis, MiniMeCraft, one-of-a-kind child, rare occurrence, Reproduction, self-cloning, self-duplication, self-fertilization, self-generation, self-identity, self-impregnation, self-offspring, self-parenting, self-procreation, self-replication, self-reproduction, unique offspring, unlikely scenario

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

join dis server if u want to experience da wackiest, wildest, most unpredictable adventure of ur lyfe!! we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers who throw raves every saturday night. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a rainbow sheep that farts glitter.

but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.

so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Absolutely Suspicious Vanilla SMP – Apply now, we promise we’re not shady!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Absolutely, Anti-Xray plugins, apply, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Images, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon channel, Promise, Semi Vanilla, Shady, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, suspicious, Themes, ticket system, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~

INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.

Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total …we also have a Pokemon channel :3

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
350 server members, and 550 members in total
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June; Our last mini-season used the Vault Hunters modpack, but can consist of custom modpacks on Fabric based on different themes; space, magic, etc.

DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.

If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons;	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply to join the server, visit the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel.

What is the theme of Season 12?

Season 12 will be hosted on the latest version, 1.21, and more information about the theme will be revealed as the date gets closer.

Are there any rules in the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to create a positive and inclusive community. These rules will be available to you once you join the Discord server.

Can I join the mini seasons even if I missed the main season?

Yes, you can join the mini seasons even if you missed the main season. These mini seasons are a great way to stay engaged with the community between main seasons.

RMS’s World Domination Minecraft Server

activism, Diversity, Domination, empowerment, equality, FEMINIST, Gatekeeping, gender bias, gender equality, Impact, inclusion, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, open source, progress, RMS, RMSs, Server, sexism, social change, tech industry, Technology, women in tech, world

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is a wild and wacky place because RMS didn’t spend 40 years gatekeeping women out of tech! Join us for a server filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs because without RMS, anything is possible!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena instead of blowing up your creations. And forget about boring old mining for resources – here, you can just ask nicely and the blocks will jump right into your inventory!

But that’s not all – thanks to RMS not being a tech tyrant, our server has a secret portal to a dimension where all the cats are giant and ride around on llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.

So come join us on our RMS-free Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper dance party)!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

cool fact, Country, CraftyFacts, culture, Destruction, fun fact, geography, History, Impressive.., INTERESTING, laser beam, long tail tag, Minecraft, power, Server, Space, super-powered, Tag, Technology, Trivia, Unique, vaporize, weapon

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join us if you want to avoid having your country vaporized by our super-powered laser beam machine from space.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom here. Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. It was so fabulous that it attracted a real-life llama to the server, who proceeded to join in on the fun and start a llama dance party.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling or space laser dodging. The possibilities are endless!