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3 Strikes You’re Crafted! Join our hilarious high traffic Minecraft server now!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the success is so deep and pervasive that failure is just a distant memory? Look no further, my minions! Join our server and bask in the glory of being part of the pack.

But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)

Devil May Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Votes:	8695
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of talking llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to mine diamonds? Sure, but watch out for the dancing creepers who will try to steal them from you!

Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s wild.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Exactly. Join now and let the madness begin!

NWA beat Dynamite in the ratings Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Crops Grown:	5655	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got explosive battles, crazy adventures, and even a rivalry between NWA and Dynamite that puts all other server drama to shame. Join us if you’re ready to experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

HairHavocCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of blocky fun! Are you tired of people begging you to donate your virtual hair to charity? Well, on our server, you can keep your pixelated locks as long as you want without any pressure!

Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!

On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.

Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!

ForeignFoodie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old American cuisine in Minecraft? Join our SMP and feast on a buffet of international delicacies! From sushi to curry to kangaroo steaks, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our secret recipe for Creeper Crepes – they’ll blow your mind (and maybe your base)! So come join us for a culinary adventure like no other, and expand your taste buds in ways you never thought possible!

NoCamGymBan

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of getting kicked out of gyms for trying to film your epic workout fails? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all the filming you want! That’s right, you can document every embarrassing moment as you try to build your dream castle or battle creepers in the wild. Plus, we have a special “No Judgement Zone” where you can show off your pixelated muscles without fear of being kicked out. So come join us and let your inner gym rat run wild in the virtual world!

RedLineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magic Items Found:	6212	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, just like Hezbollah chief sayin’ Israel crossed all red lines, we be crossin’ all dem red lines too, but in Minecraft! join us cuz we got crazier attacks than Israel, we be blowin’ up dem creepers like nobody’s business. come join us and be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, we be makin’ history every day on this server. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin’ like that. so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dimension Hops:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like Russia’s war dead, but instead of facing a ‘meat grinder’, you’ll be facing epic mobs and challenges! With over 70,000 players already on board, you know it’s gonna be lit!

Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!

Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!

Crafty Gut-Brain Connection: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the power of psychobiotics in depression! That’s right, we’ve got a modern approach through the microbiota-gut-brain axis that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!

Beeper Buzz Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave your enemies paralyzed with fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hezbollah shaking in their boots and paranoid like never before. Join us and be part of the epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!

Minecraft SMP – /afl/ – prelim final edition

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles between SYD and PA, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!