3 Strikes You’re Crafted! Join our hilarious high traffic Minecraft server now!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server where the success is so deep and pervasive that failure is just a distant memory? Look no further, my minions! Join our server and bask in the glory of being part of the pack.

But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)

Minecraft MIL Meltdown

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your mother-in-law drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully tears of joy).

Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but without the annoying in-laws. We support each other through grief, celebrate new beginnings, and most importantly, we never make insensitive jokes about big-headed babies. Unless, of course, it’s in good fun.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that will have your back no matter what, even if it means telling your mother-in-law to go to hell? Plus, we have virtual Grams who will spoil your Minecraft baby rotten. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want that?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave the mother-in-law drama at the door, because here, we’re all about building each other up, not tearing each other down.

SafeSayDieElsewhere

10. Sensitivity, 11. Global perspectives, 12. Human rights, 13. Diplomatic issues, 14. Cross-cultural communication, 15. Threats to safety, 16. Political tensions, 17. Social boundaries, 18. Legal restrictions, 19. Speech consequences, 2. Taboo topics, 20. Cultural sensitivity., 3. Political correctness, 4. Freedom of speech, 5. Censorship, 6. International relations, 7. Social norms, 8. Dangerous speech, 9. Controversial topics, Cultural differences, SafeSayDieElsewhere

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Star Shards Collected:	111	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	3495	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a whole section dedicated to exploring cultural taboos and seeing just how far you can push the boundaries before getting banned. Want to see if making a harmless joke in one language can be a deadly insult in another? Come test your luck on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this ancient secret?

So if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your wit, test your luck, and maybe even grant you three wishes, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, unpredictable world!

SpyMayorFuryCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Villages Defended:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo yo yo! Come join dis EPIC Minecraft server where we got Filipino officials posin’ with a ‘China spy mayor’! It’s like a soap opera drama up in here, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will there be betrayals? Secret alliances? Who knows, man, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We got diamond rain fallin’ from the sky every hour on the hour! You’ll be swimmin’ in diamonds, baby! And if that ain’t enough, we got a secret underground city where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. It’s like Fight Club, but with creepers and zombies!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Pee-free Yoga Fun Land

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchantments Applied:	59	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where we do low-impact yoga and exercise to help manage urinary incontinence, like wut even?? after 12 weeks u will have like 65% fewer episodes of incontinence, like wowza, who knew minecraft could help with dat?? join now for a wild ride of yoga poses and bladder control, u won’t regret it, trust me, i peed myself laughing so hard, lololol.

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Animals Bred:	160	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Gameranx is a popular YouTube channel and gaming website known for its concise and informative video game reviews, news, and top 10 lists. With a focus on keeping viewers up to date on the latest gaming trends and releases, Gameranx has built a large following of dedicated gamers. The channel was created in 2012 and has since grown to over 10 million subscribers, making it a go-to source for gaming content on the internet.

LegitVanilla

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Survival Vanilla PvP Creative Skyblock Economy Faction Minigames Roleplay Whitelisted Modded Hardcore Adventure Pixelmon Prison Towny Parkour Hermitcraft Bed Wars Skywars, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Villages Defended:	11

LegitVanilla is a (practically) entirely vanilla minecraft server, and there are NO RULES, NO STAFF, and only 1 plugin: Better Teams.

What happens in this server is entirely up to the playerbase

legitvanilla.cloudnord.net

dreamcraftpt

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Buildings Constructed:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

dreamcraftpt.craftserv.ovh (Version 1.18 to 1.20.x)

Our server is composed of:

– Survival friendly, the community is friendly and united, making this category our strong point. – Custom items, improved items and different from what you see in vanilla, only acquired in events and/or crafted – Claims, to help our community protect itself we have implemented claims where no one other than the owner can modify or touch. – Skills, is a system of skills and bonuses where the higher the level, the more bonuses and more time the skill is available.

And much much more to come. Come and find out!

dreamcraftpt.craftserv.ovh

Rosefail: Where Survival Means Getting Lost, Slain by Bosses, & Hunted by Creepers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Rosefall Minecraft Server

Server Address	play.rosefall.net
Discord	discord.gg/rosefall

Key Features:

Custom Vanilla | Experience our server with a twist on Vanilla Minecraft. Play with custom materials, items, and weapons to combat unique adversaries.
Dungeons and Quests | Protect Rosefall and uncover its mysteries. Delve into dungeons, tackle quests, and progress through the storyline while collecting impressive loot.
Player-Driven Economy | Trade freely and set up player-run shops anywhere in the world, shaping the server’s economy.
User-Friendly Land Claiming | Safeguard your property effortlessly with Golden Shovels provided from the start.
Free Ranks | Earn ranks by playing and advancing on the server. Each rank comes with its own exclusive perks.
Friendly Community | Though we are a new server, we foster a mature, respectful, and friendly player community.
Custom Textures | Elevate your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets, and more!

What is Rosefall?

Rosefall is an up and coming Minecraft server that was publicly released on April 5th, 2024. We’ve crafted a unique Minecraft experience by infusing it with a touch of magic. Immerse yourself in a world teeming with breathtaking landscapes, hidden mysteries, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Explore diverse towns and villages, each with its own allure, awaiting your discovery and conquest.

Whether you’re a solitary traveler, a budding architect, or a courageous hero, Rosefall has something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, unravel the land’s enigmas, and etch your legend into the annals of Minecraft lore. The possibilities are boundless, and the choices are entirely yours to make.

Step into the enchanting world of Rosefall, where roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft odyssey. Your destiny beckons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server address: play.rosefall.net
Is there a cost to play on Rosefall?	No, Rosefall is a free-to-play Minecraft server.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	You can earn ranks by playing on the server, completing quests, and engaging with the community.
Can I create my own shops on the server?	Yes, you can set up player-run shops anywhere in the world to contribute to the server’s economy.

Sword Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Buildings Constructed:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a giant iron sword? Look no further, because our server is so massive, it makes the Ender Dragon look like a baby chicken! Our iron sword is so big, you can use it to mine diamonds in one swing and slay creepers with just a flick of your wrist.

Join our server and become a legendary warrior, wielding the biggest, baddest sword in all of Minecraft history. But be warned, this sword is so heavy, you might need a team of villagers to help you carry it around. And don’t even think about trying to craft a diamond sword after using this behemoth – it’ll feel like you’re swinging a toothpick!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of wielding a heap of raw iron that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs enchanted weapons when you have a sword so massive, it could crush a whole village in one swing? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Goon Captions Requests Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that he can lay golden eggs and shoot laser beams from his eyes. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity works in mysterious ways and pigs can fly (literally)? Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy Minecraft SMP!

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