| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2369 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 29 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6820 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1439 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6907 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7426 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 682539 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1498 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7502 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 29 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9938 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7234 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 499 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 288 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6553 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9652 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
