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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9771 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
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