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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7471 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!