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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3564 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!