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cheating justifications Minecraft Servers

cheating justifications Minecraft Servers

  • CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition

    CheaterCraft: Lame Excuses Edition
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 7821
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting banned for using x-ray on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we ENCOURAGE cheating! That’s right, we believe in giving everyone a fair chance to find diamonds and build epic bases without those pesky rules holding you back.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many TNT explosions). Who needs a legit excuse for cheating when you can just blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a secret government conspiracy to control Minecraft players?

    So come on down to our server and let your cheating flag fly high! Just remember, if you get caught, you better come up with a better excuse than “my cat walked across my keyboard.”

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  • Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server

    Freaks and Retards Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 193
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Void Gems Collected: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the freaks and retards roam free! We have a special section just for autistic kids spazzing out, it’s like a virtual classroom flashback. And don’t even get me started on the midgets and deformed players, they are a sight to behold! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other. Just remember, the crazier, the better!

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  • The Palomino Box Minecraft SMP

    The Palomino Box Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 4671
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Enchantments Applied: 83
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a TNT explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles that make Brad Pauls vs. Denzel Bentley look like a friendly game of tag. Dive into the action with Lawrence Okolie vs. Hussein Muhamed, where the only thing heavier than their punches is the weight of their beef.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness Emanuel Navarrete take on Oscar Valdez in a showdown that’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark. And don’t miss Rafael Espinoza vs. Robeisy Ramirez, where the only thing flying faster than their fists are the arrows in a skeleton’s bow.

    Join us for Liam Paro vs. Richardson Hitchins, a match-up so wild it’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or watching a boxing match. And let’s not forget about Souleymane Cissokho vs. Egidijus Kavaliauskas, where the only thing getting knocked out faster than a zombie in the sunlight is your opponent.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Get ready for Alexis Rocha vs. Raul Curiel, a battle so epic it’ll make you want to build a ring in the middle of your base and challenge your friends to a duel. And mark your calendars for Ryosuke Nishida vs. Anuchai Donsua, a fight so intense it’ll make you want to grab your diamond sword and join in on the action.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just remember to bring your A-game, because on our server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with something to prove.

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5251
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Chasca’s feather-fletched peace? Well, look no further! Our server is so elusive and unfathomable, it’ll make Ororon jealous. Join us for insane events like the “Iktomi Spiritseeking Scrolls” where you can uncover hidden treasures until December 16th. And don’t miss out on the “Claw Convoy” event happening until December 2nd – it’s crazier than trying to tame a wild Lyney!

    Our current character banner features Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – a lineup so epic, it’ll make you want to dance like Chasca spreading love and peace. And our weapon banner includes the Astral Vulture’s Crimson Plumage and The First Great Magic – perfect for slaying mobs with style.

    But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards that are better than finding diamonds in a mineshaft. And don’t forget to redeem our codes for Primogems – because who needs diamonds when you have Primogems?

    Join our server today and experience a world crazier than a Creeper on a sugar rush! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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  • It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP

    It’s Over, Isn’t It? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 3527
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Chimeras Created: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. It’s over, isn’t it? No way, the fun is just getting started!

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  • Rent-Free Minecraft Server

    Rent-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 1775
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ores Mined: 8992 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us if you’re tired of being a NEET with zero privacy and facing the threat of homelessness. On our server, you can build your dream home and own it without worrying about rent or mortgage payments.

    Are you sick of not being able to afford food or a job that pays well? Well, on our server, you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players to make a fortune!

    Forget about not being able to immigrate to another country, on our server, everyone is welcome regardless of where they’re from.

    And don’t worry about being an “ugly sub 5 male”, on our server, looks don’t matter, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game.

    So come join us and escape the real world for a while, because life may be rigged, but Minecraft is always a blast!

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  • Problematic Minecraft SMP Player

    Problematic Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 5784
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you. What the actual fudge, right? But that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP, where llamas are the ultimate pranksters and creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. And let’s not forget about the infamous Chicken Mafia that rules the server with an iron beak. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been chased by a gang of poultry thugs demanding protection money in seeds.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns, then look no further. Join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (along with a few unfortunate blocks in your builds). Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they’re real jerks.

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  • Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server

    Beehive Buzz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2543
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Ores Mined: 2847 Crops Grown: 9904
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of normies ruining your favorite anime servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have confirmed that Kagurabachi anime is the next big thing! Join us and escape the normie invasion before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that the KGB (Kawaii Girls Brigade) is recruiting for their elite squad, so don’t miss out on your chance to join the cutest and deadliest team in Minecraft history! Come for the anime, stay for the chaos – join us now!

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  • Me? For Minecraft SMP

    Me? For Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 8540
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is painfully 2000’s anime and manga! Join us if you want to trade your rare Naruto headband for a stack of Sailor Moon posters. Our spawn town is a giant Pikachu made entirely out of pixel art, and our nether hub is a replica of the Death Note notebook.

    But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players duel each other with giant cardboard Gundam suits. And every full moon, a giant Digimon boss spawns in the world, challenging players to defeat it for a chance to win a limited edition Dragon Ball Z action figure.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to immerse yourself in a world of retro anime nostalgia, come join us! Just remember to bring your best Yu-Gi-Oh deck and your most kawaii skin.

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  • Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bucks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 7798
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6165 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Join our Minecraft server and never worry about tipping again! Our virtual waiters will never ask for a tip, because they’re actually zombies who just want to eat your brains! Pay $11.99 to enter our world where the only currency is rotten flesh and the only tip you’ll need is how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget…if you survive!”

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  • Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP

    Age Appropriate Boob Quest Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7393
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 186

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with kids and noobs? Are you looking for a place where you can find someone your age with huge saggy boobs? Look no further, because on our server, we cater to all kinds of players, including manlets like yourself!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet fellow gamers who share your interests and maybe even meet that special someone with the saggiest of boobs. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels!

    So come on, don’t be shy! Join our server today and let the adventure begin. Who knows what kind of crazy and hilarious stories you’ll be able to tell your friends about your time on our server. It’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

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