Cheating Death MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CreeperCameClose

staring death in the face, survival story, life-threatening situation, brush with death, Near Death Experience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

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Close Call Craft

facing death, brush with death, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, Call

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

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Death Defying Minecraft Server

grateful to be alive, life flashing before my eyes, Survival, narrow escape, thankful for another day

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a heart-pounding adventure where every step could be your last – whether it’s from a creeper explosion or a surprise attack from a squad of zombie pigmen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of respawn points scattered around the map, so you can come back for more punishment over and over again. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you immortality (or at least until you fall off a cliff).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or falling into a pit of lava), join us for the thrill ride of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a fire resistance potion or two.

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MomDeskMoneyMCServ

delivery services, ice blended mocca, ot, co parenting, lost shoe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion!

Join us for the epic tale of Jeremy, the 9-year-old adventurer who lost his shoe at sleepaway camp. Will he find his missing footwear and continue his quest to defeat the Ender Dragon? Only time will tell!

Witness the showdown between exes as they battle over who should foot the bill for a new pair of shoes. Will they reach a compromise or will this feud tear the server apart like a creeper in a minefield?

Experience the thrill of unexpected Amazon deliveries to forbidden campsites, where rules are meant to be broken and shoes are just a click away. Who knew that ordering shoes could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between sitters, where one brave soul takes on the challenge of delivering shoes and demands compensation for his time. Will he be rewarded for his bravery or will he be left empty-handed like a chest without loot?

Join us on our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and plenty of laughs. Because in the world of Minecraft, anything can happen – even a shoe scandal that rocks the very foundations of the blocky universe!

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SonnyMcNickname

piggie, Pregnant, Behavior, court order., Court

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all nicknames, even if they’re as cute as “piggie”! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pigs, laughter, and maybe even some court drama (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be entertaining?).

Our server is a safe space for all players, whether they go by their real name or a nickname that makes their ex uncomfortable. We believe in the power of self-expression, even if it means sticking with a childhood nickname that brings joy to everyone around.

So come on over and join us for some pig-tastic fun! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over the importance of nicknames in court. But hey, that’s just all part of the Minecraft experience, right? 😉

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CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

growth, hobby, trial and error, Development, Minecraft

Have you ever tried to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From riding pigs into battle against evil chickens to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you laughing and scratching your head in confusion, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous time of your virtual life!

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CraftyCash: Spend Wisely!

materialistic, indulgence, practical purchase, long-term investment., Wisely

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can spend $10k in the most epic and ridiculous ways possible! Want to build a diamond castle guarded by a dragon? Done. Want to ride a flying pig through the skies? No problem. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? You got it. Join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in our server?

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BlockyImports Minecraft Server

Western Brands, Retail, international trade, Minecraft, lego

so like, this server is like the wild wild west of minecraft servers, but instead of cowboys we got dutch businessmen teaming up with russia to import western brands like nike and lego. imagine building a lego house while wearing nike shoes, it’s like a dream come true, man. join us for the most epic crossover event in minecraft history, it’s gonna be lit AF. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join the madness now!

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GazaGriefCrafters

Attack, gaza, violence, CASUALTIES, MIDDLE EAST

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a part of something epic? well, this server is like, the most epic thing ever. we got crazier battles than eight israeli soldiers in gaza, i mean, that’s nothing compared to the chaos that goes down here. u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of survival? u wanna build the most insane structures ever seen in minecraft? then u gotta join us, cuz this server is where it’s at. plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players, so like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun and be a part of something legendary.

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SeaPupzNCatz

Pets, aquatic world, Creatures, Cats, Awareness

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! WE GOT DOGS AND CATS WHO DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SEA IS! THEY’RE LIVING IN IGNORANCE, BUT THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE WE’RE HERE TO SHOW THEM THE WAY! JOIN US AND HELP EDUCATE THESE POOR ANIMALS ABOUT THE WONDERS OF THE OCEAN! SWIMMING LESSONS INCLUDED! LET’S MAKE WAVES TOGETHER, LITERALLY! 🌊🐶🐱 #SEALIFE #EDUCATION #WACKYANIMALS

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