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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3438 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
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