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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2367 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!