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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4610 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Crops Grown: | 2566 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?
but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.
plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!
