Cheaper MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EuroRearmCraft Server

Military, Defense, Diplomacy, rearming, Peace

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we also got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. if u join now, u get a free diamond helmet that gives u the power to shoot laser beams from ur eyes. also, our server is located in a parallel universe where rearming is cheaper than war, so u can build ur army of chickens without breaking the bank. come join the fun and chaos on our server, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

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Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

real meat, vegan, protein sources, cost effective, dietary preferences

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE FROM REAL LIFE AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE MEAT ALTERNATIVES ARE CHEAPER THAN REAL MEAT! LIKE WHAAAAT? U CAN BUILD UR OWN VEGAN KINGDOM AND RULE OVER A LAND OF IMAGINARY TOFU AND FAKE BACON!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

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MediCraft: Cheaper Cancer Drugs

Medicare Advantage, Drugs, Healthcare, Health Insurance, patient care

join dis minecraft server cuz we got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in diamonds like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and mobs, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log in. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends left and right faster than you can say “creeper”. and get this, if you’re on Medicare Advantage, you get special discounts on enchanted weapons and armor, it’s like getting a discount at the diamond store. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

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GeodeCraft – Because breaking virtual blocks is cheaper than therapy

smp, Server, player feedback, discussions, Land Claims

GeodeCraft Server Overview

Server Type: Semi-Survival

Version: 1.21

Features: Land Claims, Custom items, Player Shops, McMMO, and more

IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: GeodeCraft is a semi-survival server with added features like a custom economy and player shops.

Q: Can I claim land?

A: Yes, players can claim land to protect their builds using the Land Claims feature.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, GeodeCraft offers custom crate tools, armor, and items to enhance gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: mc.geodecraft.net

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Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

stores, Cheaper, PILLS, restriction, Smoke Shop

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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AstroCraft: Cheaper than SpaceX

Normal People, space travel for everyday people, space travel cost, space travel for non-astronauts, spacex

Tired of waiting for commercial space travel to become affordable? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers you the chance to explore outer space without breaking the bank! Join us and blast off into a world of endless possibilities where you can build your own rocket ships, colonize distant planets, and even battle alien mobs for space supremacy. Who needs Elon Musk when you have us? Join now and start your intergalactic adventure today!

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NightGrown Greens – Cheaper & Brighter!

leafy green vegetables, grow lights, innovative farming techniques, sustainable food production, sustainable practices

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow leafy greens at night like some kind of crazy farmers! save money on electricity by messing with the lighting schedule and watch your crops flourish under the moonlight. who needs sunlight when you have our insane farming techniques? join now for the wackiest farming experience of your life!

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UnderwearCraft: New vs Used!

shopping, Thrift, budget-friendly, clothing, new

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers wear tutus and the zombies wear bras! we have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.

if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.

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2 Francs Minecraft Server: Where Bread is Cheaper Than Diamonds

global economy, cost of living, consumerism, economic disparity, diamonds

Tired of overpriced bread in America? Well, our Minecraft server is the solution to all your carb-filled woes! Join us and experience a world where bread costs 2 francs and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our server). Our community is filled with friendly players who will trade you bread for diamonds, because why not? So come on over and see why our server is the breadwinner of them all (pun intended)!

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CarCraft: Where Creeper Insurance is Cheaper Than Car Insurance!

sparsely populated country, Cottage, creeper, Estonia, Commute

Welcome to our Minecraft server where owning a car is as easy as crafting a wooden pickaxe! In our virtual world, the cost of owning a car is so low that even a creeper could afford it. With a minimum wage of 820€, you can snag a road legal car for as little as ~500€ – that’s cheaper than a stack of diamonds!

Imagine cruising through our pixelated landscapes with your very own ride, all for the price of a few emeralds. Monthly expenses? A mere 40€ for insurance if you’re a clean driver, plus some gas and repairs that won’t break the bank. You’ll be zooming past zombies and skeletons in no time, living your best blocky life.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, anyone can afford a car on our server. Even Soviet immigrants living in larger towns can join in on the fun – after all, who wouldn’t want to explore the countryside or visit relatives in style? So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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Server Type:	Semi-Survival
Version:	1.21
Features:	Land Claims, Custom items, Player Shops, McMMO, and more
IP:	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord:	Join our Discord

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GeodeCraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

Q: Can I claim land?

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

Q: How can I join the server?