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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crops Grown:	8095

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

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CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	119

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Towns Built:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	333868	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

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Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Farms Harvested:	104	Dimension Hops:	0

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Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

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Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1377
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

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