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TinyHandsCraft: Where Drumf’s Oven Codes Run Wild

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even Drumf getting his tiny lil hands on the Dutch oven codes! 🤣 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and top secret missions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for they tamed the llamas with their expert llama whispering skills and unlocked the secrets of the mine, uncovering riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a chicken so funky that its dance moves can make even the toughest mobs break out into a boogie. Join us and witness the feathered phenomenon for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the next big secret that will shake the Minecraft world to its core! 🐔💎🌈

Crafty RPG Madness: Computer Role Playing Games Galore!

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, atom, baldurs gate, Betrayal at Krondor, Broken Roads, Colony Ship, Computer, Computer Role Playing Games, Crafty, crpgg, Dark Sun: Shattered Lands, darklands, disco elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, dragon age, Fallout, Galore, games, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, Legends of Amberland II: The Song of Trees, madness, might & magic, neverwinter nights, pathfinder, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Role, RPG, shadowrun, Space Wreck, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take Computer/Classic Role Playing Games to a whole new level! Join us for epic quests and battles inspired by games like Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, and even Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic!

Our server is like a virtual Temple of Elemental Evil, where you can team up with other players to defeat powerful enemies and uncover hidden treasures. Dive into a world where you can be a mighty warrior, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive DLC events like the Lord of Nothing expansion for Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, where you can challenge the most fearsome foes and claim legendary loot.

Join us now and embark on a journey through the realms of Disco Elysium and Dark Sun: Shattered Lands! Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the Mad Overlord in Wizardry!

So grab your pickaxe and sword, and get ready for an adventure like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

HappyCraft: Where happiness is real, not just a meme!

Awareness, Conspiracy, control, Deception, emotions, Happiness, HappyCraft, ILLUSION, Manipulation, meme, mental health, Miserable, net happiness, people, psy op, real, society, stupid shit, Trick, Truth, wellbeing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219

Welcome to our Minecraft server where happiness is not just a meme, it’s a way of life! Join us and escape the clutches of the happiness conspiracy that is trying to trick you into doing stupid shit. On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to protect yourself from the happiness police who are out to get you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of dancing llamas who will teach you their ancient llama dance moves that are guaranteed to make you the life of the party. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who will boogie down with you until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind happiness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the conspiracy trying to make you miserable.

Crafty Idols: Shiny Blocks

15 year old, blocks, Boundaries, controversy, Crafty, entertainment industry, Ethics, Exploitation, Fame, girl, Idol, idolization, idolmaster, IDOLS, Management, morality, Obsession, Questionable, questionable practices, Shiny, shiny colors, STALKING, TEENAGE, youth culture

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	1776	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our totally not creepy Minecraft server! Join us if you want to become a stalker and make a 15 year old girl your idol! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our server is filled with obsessive fans who will stop at nothing to show their love for their favorite teenage girl.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to build shrines in her honor, send her creepy messages in-game, and even follow her every move as she navigates through our virtual world. Who knew stalking could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the obsession begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun…right?

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

BLOWN, CREEPERS, doing today, dreams, grant wishes, how are you, make, true…or, wish, WishCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magic Items Found:	3022	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

anti-Palestine, Based, citizenship test, Crafty, germany, Germany is healing, Germany will include, healing, Immigrants, Israel, Krauts, love, palestine, Potential, questionnaire, seek citizenship, Support

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	84	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

age, bioware, Blood Magic, Characters, controversy, crazy, discussion, dragon age, Dragon.., fallen prey, fan theories, FANTASY, influence, LOLzCraft, lyrium idol, MacGuffin, Meredith, opinion, Plot, RPG, speculation, templars, video game

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Star Shards Collected:	118	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!